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Apparently, I am entirely too whiney.

Me: I am the best mummy in the whole world! Boo: No you are not. Me: What? Yes I am. Boo: No. You are too whiney. This is because I had spent the last 5 hours trying to convince him to write out his Christmas list to Santa, because just screaming out to me from [...]

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Boo my confidant

After a particularly hard morning with The Damn Emos, culminating in slamming doors and death glares at the train station, I turned to Boo on the drive home. ‘Oh Boo, what am I going to do with your sisters?’ I sighed Boo, who was looking out the window humming, turned to me and said ‘YAY!  [...]

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That’s what he said.

Boo was being a little shit. Not Autism can’t control impulses due to sensory over-stimulation, more fucking little shitness. MPS made him an omelette to his specifications.  However it was not in a timeframe that Boo felt was acceptable.  The time frame being AFTER we had finished dinner, of something he was quite welcome to [...]

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Fresh as a biscuit.

Me:  ‘Boo, you are going in the shower in 5 minutes.’ Boo:  ‘Nope.  I don’t need a shower’ Me:  ‘Yes you do.  You stink.’ Boo, sniffing himself:  ‘Nope.  I am fresh as a biscuit.’ I don’t know what sort of biscuits that kid is eating but day-um they must be super healthy cause they smell [...]

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……and my accident for today will be….

were the first words out of Boo’s mouth as we got to school this morning. Yes, I sent him to school. More on that in a minute. I looked at Boo. Picked my jaw up from the ground, wiped off the asphalt, leaves and rocks, and popped my eyes back in my head. ‘Pardon?’ I [...]

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Garcon???

Today we went out to lunch. At a restaurant that didn’t ask if you wanted fries with that. Well, they asked if we wanted garlic bread and if they didn’t the sign said that they would give it to us for free. But it had cutlery and shit. So as restauranty as we Magneto Bolds [...]

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No blood, no tears, little bit o’ bitchin’

The party is over. One more to go, but six days to recover. Boo had a wonderful time. The kids were well behaved. A couple I wanted to strangle. A couple I want to adopt. 10 kids didn’t show, 6 had tummy bugs and their parents called to apologise -WOW – one mum went as [...]

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What is an ephiphany?

My Boo asked me this question this morning.  And then. ‘How do you spell reliasation?’ ‘Why Boo?  What do these words mean to you?’ Boo smiles at me ‘It means ‘oh yeah’ and truth’ Wow. ‘Where did you hear these words Dude?’ ‘The Simpsons.’ And here I was thinking the Simpsons were baaaaaad…

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And so says Boo.

Yeah I know, 4th post today.  But I had to share this little gem Boo comes into me and says: ‘Who cares what Dad did.  He is not your slave’ then he grabs my arms and folds them and tells me to say ‘I wish he was’ Kid is very perceptive.  LMAO

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Latte time!

Mmmmm, bucket cup of coffee…… Sitting down now to have a bit of a surf and a giggle at this blog It is SERIOUSLY not a blog for delicate souls with lots of swearing yada yada, but when she talks about her mother, oh my, I was cringing with her and guffawing my coffee all [...]

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