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How to be fabulous when you are falling apart.

Beside you, my closest friends on the internetz, no-one in real life knows about my unfortunate little maladies. I told my BFF from high school about the fibro once… she laughed in my face and said that was a made up thing that hypochondriacs get, so I learned to keep my fat mouth shut. No […]

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The first step in accepting my limitations. I understand the fucking irony here.

It is just for special occasions. OMG ALL OF THE LOLZ. You know, if I want to go somewhere and do something and eat or someshit. Or act like normal people. Not for every day. Once I stop side eyeing it I might try and pretty it up cause fuck me dead it is ugly. […]

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Rolling my eyes so far back in my head I can see my damn spine.

It is so hard to get good help these days. Especially those of the medical persuasion. As you all know, I am completely fucked up in the health stakes and I take every damn opportunity to let you all know about it. Because no other fucker will listen, obvs. And since my little excursion to […]

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TA DA!

So I have a couple of weeks off work to rest my neck and calm the fuck down and get my metaphorical house in order. And while the Kelley of old would use this opportunity to literally use this time to get this house in order, the Kelley of now is physically incapable of doing […]

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Now I have a medical reason to watch as much Real Housewives of All The Places as I want. SILVER LININGS PEOPLE!

We walk into the specialists office and sit down. Boo wanders around, picking up anatomical models of hands and hearts completely fascinated and thankfully enthralled so we might even have the sub ten minutes that we have waited 4 weeks for the appointment to get these test results in silence. But to be fair, I […]

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