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Easter: It is all in the dance moves and the fondue.

Alternative title: It is not over until someone is crying in pain from the sugar crash. It started off bright and too motherfucking early. Feasting on eggs and lattes and the requisite egg hunt culminating in the annual jump the shit outta the trampoline while being pelted in the head with small eggs. We know [...]

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Happy Sunday!

Or Easter, or whatever you may be celebrating today. A good bowel movement, that is always call for celebration. Here, in the Magneto Bold house (AKA International House of Font) we celebrate the coming of our lord and savior, The Easter Bunny, aka the-Dude-who-brings-forth-the-chocolate, aka mammal-that-can-turn-cash-into-chocolate, by eating. A. Lot. Of. Chocolate. The Bunneh is [...]

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I am channelling the devil.

This devil. All that is evil in the world can be summed up in one word. Martha-fucking-Stewart. Technically that is 3 words I know, but see how I put the little ‘-’ thingies in there? Makes it one word. Yes it does. Shit, I am awesome. I astound myself sometimes. Look at that self satisfied [...]

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Rule 34 and Clinkers

Before I was a blogger Moo and Too introduced me to Rule 34 of the internet. Rule 34 states that ‘If it exists there is p0rn of it’ Rule 35 is ‘If no p0rn is found of it, it will be created’ And fuck me dead, they are right. Going through my freakazoid searches, 90% [...]

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Navel gazing…..

not too hard, it is sitting on my lap. Well not quite, but it is only a matter of time if I keep this shit up. A few days, weeks, whatever ago I was whining about not being hungry. I am too lazy to look up when it was. And that is the problem. I [...]

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……and my accident for today will be….

were the first words out of Boo’s mouth as we got to school this morning. Yes, I sent him to school. More on that in a minute. I looked at Boo. Picked my jaw up from the ground, wiped off the asphalt, leaves and rocks, and popped my eyes back in my head. ‘Pardon?’ I [...]