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It’s fucking rad having a blogger for a Mum.

As you all know, I went to a blogging get together and we got us some swag. Swag that given the events of the last few weeks I have yet to go through but Boo has managed to find the Mega Blocks truck that I had earmarked for my 6 month old nephew and claim [...]

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A few hours of fab to break up the mind fuck.

Yesterday I went to little blogging get together. When I say little I mean 50 women in a room with a wall air-conditioner on the hottest day so far this season. That shit needed to be sponsored by Mum deodorant. Or at least Stoli. I had a wonderful time GLOWING with mah biatches My girl [...]

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Nah Blo Me

Those of us that have been around a while are shaking in our boots at the end of October. Not because it is Birthday Week and Kelley becomes a terrifying version of Martha Stewart. Not because of All Hallows Eve and 12 year olds of all ages dress like prostitutes and come to our doors [...]

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Why I suck as a mother.

Today Moo turns 20 Tomorrow Boo turns 13 In September Too turned 18. In years gone by I would write a heartfelt letter to my offspring telling them how wonderful and fabulous and lucky they were to have me as a mother how much they have enriched my life and made me the person I [...]

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We totally need a safe word. You know like onomatopoeia. I tried using that word once but it is really hard to say when you are swinging upside down from a harness wearing a thong made of Fruit Loops.

So many of us are having a hard time of it lately. Death. Grief. Sickness. Arsehats fucking with our heads. Heads fucking with our bodies. It is hard to write a post to just get it all out when you know that your friends are going to want to say something and then have no [...]

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Is This Real Life?

This time last week I was sitting here drooling after a weekend of EPIC AWESOMENESS a weekend of forgetting that I was supposed to be brain damaged and broken and a mother and shit. A weekend with women that will forever be part of my life. Because they know too much. I remember fuck all. [...]

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A year.

Last week it was a year. A year since Boo broke his arm. A year since The Big Bad Thing. A year. That feels like a day and a century and a minute and a lifetime. A year since a part of me died. I woke up with MPS holding me this morning. I woke [...]

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Holding it together. Barely. So I become a whore. As you do.

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That is what I see the majority of the time I sit at my laptop. It has taken me 12 motherfucking minutes to get THIS FAR in this post. Sometimes to reply on twitter I can go and fix a 12 course meal and come back and find that fucking thing STILL WHIRLING AWAY OMG! [...]

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Once upon a time: A love story. Of snakeskin shoes and fairy godmothers.

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Once upon a time there was a fair maiden. Yes, this fair maiden. But she had now graduated to Goddess of Awesome. And the Goddess of Awesome {GOA} was preparing to share her awesomeness with a few of her lucky subjects at a ‘conference’. Which GOA was pretty sure was code for ‘surprise party to [...]

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And THIS, this right here, is another example why the internet is awesome.

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I would be lost without the internet. And all my friends that live inside my MacBook. Because, during those long looooooong nights of sitting on the floor {and then graduating to a lounge chair} of Boo’s room willing him to go to sleep, during the terror of having a stroke, the ups and downs of [...]

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