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Well isn’t that just fucking typical… I go and redesign my website and then I go and have to add more to it. Sheesh

You know cause I got this little pretty for being a finalist in a WRITERS competition. You know, for WRITERS and shit. Judged by a WRITER for fucks sake. I am glad that the world is now embracing profanity as punctuation. I always knew that it would just take time. Suck on that bitch that [...]

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Competition in the blogosphere in words and pictures.

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And that is all I have to say about that.

Like some famous dude that’s name escapes me and I am too lazy and sore from carrying 500 kilos of swag around the city of Melbourne because the motherfucking cab drivers of this fine city can suck my flaccid male appendage to google that shit said ‘It was the best of times, it was the [...]

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Apparently

Apparently if you know you are going to be offline for a while you should have posts scheduled in your absence. Apparently if you are speaking at a conference you should have your best work front and centre on your blog to convert the curious into subscribers. Apparently to be a good blogger you should [...]

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Oh Hai! Wanna hang out? AKA Post for people that are going to that conference thing in Melbourne that in reality is just a reason for grown men and women to act like teenagers while pretending that they are learning something.

I am about to embark on my third pay money to hear people speak but not actually listen because OMG THERE IS SO AND SO I MUST HUG HER NOW! Or I THINK I AM GOING TO VOMIT I AM SO NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING UP AND SPEAKING WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING VALIUM? [...]

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The definitive absolutely final word on how to blog.

1. Have an idea. 2. Open a new post and write write that fucker down. 3. Hit publish. 4. Go to 1. If it doesn’t make you happy then stop. I should write an eBook instead of giving this shit away for free. {heh, number 4 made me laugh and would probably only make you [...]

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But I just wanna blog

Blogging has come a long way since I first started this little old space. Then I was all about friendships and getting to know each other and late night emails or chats in forums. Now it is about sponsors and get togethers and advertisers and numbers. How many uniques? How many subscribers? How many people [...]

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How do you do it?

I am, as a whole, an anonymous blogger. I don’t talk about my blog, I don’t hand out business cards, nor do I encourage my kids school friends mums to read my drivel. My parents don’t know about my blog. They think I get free shit for filling in online surveys and blogging conferences are [...]

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The internet needs to buy me a house. Single story with a wrap around porch. Double story only if there is a secret escape hatch from the murderers.

{source} Over the years I have unsubcribed from a lot of blogs. Some were just plain boring. Some were annoying. Some made me want to rip out the bloggers throat via their anus. Which is pronounced A-Noos in my head. Bloggers as a whole have pretty fucked up lives. Hell, that is why we are [...]

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Delurking Day is upon us again.

According to Chocolate Suze it is de lurking day. I love me a little de-lurking action. The day where you come on over and say Hey or Whatup? or You Suck or where can I send you money/gifts/shoes? So hit me, your burning questions/what you want me to blog about in the coming year/your best [...]