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You asked. Yes you did.
Some of you biatches have been emailing me, or asking in the comments for updates on some of my posts.
And me, being the easily distracted chick that I am, basically forgets straight away.
So here you go my lovelies, the bloggers version of Propofol, the UPDATE POST!
(too early for MJ jokes? Oh, my bad… cause I’m [...]
The true meaning of the season.
I am ashamed.
All week I have been all SQUEEEEEE!!! The Easter Bunny is coming the Easter Bunny is coming.
Dreaming of chocolate and chocolate and rolling around in melted chocolate and not thinking about the true meaning of this important public holiday.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Yo, Zombie Jesus, please pass my house by.
(oh yeah, I went [...]
Jules Verne is like a boys name right? Betcha his mother has a sense of humour. With a u.
I know you have been waiting for the next thrilling instalment of ‘when my head imploded and gave me free reign to go and buy purdy jewellery and dammit if my card didn’t have a daily limit I would have totally bought that overpriced coffee table without fear of repercussions cause I had a stroke [...]
Fresh as a biscuit.
Me: ‘Boo, you are going in the shower in 5 minutes.’
Boo: ‘Nope. I don’t need a shower’
Me: ‘Yes you do. You stink.’
Boo, sniffing himself: ‘Nope. I am fresh as a biscuit.’
I don’t know what sort of biscuits that kid is eating but day-um they must be super healthy cause they smell like shit.
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March recap. Yeah, [...]
Wanna pop my cherry?
For the million years, according to my husband, that I have been blogging, I have come across many bloggers that have asked their readers to submit questions for them to answer.
I have never succumbed to this temptation because 1. I am so awesome you should be damn thankful for the crumbs I throw you. 2. [...]
