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While I was gone…

I took a break.
The internet still worked. People still Twittered and Facebooked and laughed and cried and sent messages of hope and support, took pictures of their children and sent naked photos to one another and fuckers still trolled.
I took a break. And it was lovely.
On Wednesday last week I was lying in [...]

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NaBloPoMo? Not on your fucking life. You are welcome.

I am interrupting the Parties of Awesome recap to bring you this important message…
My feedreader is exploding.
Hundreds, thousands, like lots of posts are piling on top of other unread posts…
Posts of crap, full of nothing.  But not yours of course, you are awesome.
THAT goes without saying.  But I will say it anyway, just in case [...]

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new. improved. awesome.

Some of you may have noticed that my blog has been on maintenance all weekend.
And some of you may have noticed a decided lack of the teh awesome on teh internetz.
And some of you will be all ‘yawn, here she goes again with her ‘I was too busy to be awesome’ shit.  Enough already.’
Well.  If [...]

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Wanna get close and personal?

Last year when BlogHer was on, many of my lovelies took a picture of me with them and showed me a good old time.  I promised myself that I would make the long flight over to the US – over oceans full of water and giant squid and sharks and deep sea creatures praying that [...]

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You asked. Yes you did.

Some of you biatches have been emailing me, or asking in the comments for updates on some of my posts.
And me, being the easily distracted chick that I am, basically forgets straight away.
So here you go my lovelies, the bloggers version of Propofol, the UPDATE POST!
(too early for MJ jokes?  Oh, my bad… cause I’m [...]

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The true meaning of the season.

I am ashamed.
All week I have been all SQUEEEEEE!!! The Easter Bunny is coming the Easter Bunny is coming.
Dreaming of chocolate and chocolate and rolling around in melted chocolate and not thinking about the true meaning of this important public holiday.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Yo, Zombie Jesus, please pass my house by.
(oh yeah, I went [...]

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Jules Verne is like a boys name right? Betcha his mother has a sense of humour. With a u.

I know you have been waiting for the next thrilling instalment of ‘when my head imploded and gave me free reign to go and buy purdy jewellery and dammit if my card didn’t have a daily limit I would have totally bought that overpriced coffee table without fear of repercussions cause I had a stroke [...]

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Fresh as a biscuit.

Me:  ‘Boo, you are going in the shower in 5 minutes.’
Boo:  ‘Nope.  I don’t need a shower’
Me:  ‘Yes you do.  You stink.’
Boo, sniffing himself:  ‘Nope.  I am fresh as a biscuit.’
I don’t know what sort of biscuits that kid is eating but day-um they must be super healthy cause they smell like shit.

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March recap.  Yeah, [...]

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Wanna pop my cherry?

For the million years, according to my husband, that I have been blogging, I have come across many bloggers that have asked their readers to submit questions for them to answer.
I have never succumbed to this temptation because 1.  I am so awesome you should be damn thankful for the crumbs I throw you.  2.  [...]

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Happy New Year! Early. Cause I am all about being first.

What a year huh? I spent the last couple of hours going through my archives to find my favourite posts of the year. The tears. The laughter. The arsehats. The humiliation that I happily share with the internets.  The tears.
There were a lot of tears this year.
And you, all of you, [...]

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