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How to care for your husband.

Today is the 22nd anniversary of when MPS and I hooked up. So to celebrate I have a post that I found in my drafts. Happy Anniversary MPS, you better have something special planned for tonight… Cause this is totally a how to blog, I thought I would give you all some tips and tricks [...]

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Something completely offensive while I freak the fuck out cause its my kid’s first day at high school.

He was in the car half an hour before it was time to go. He walked in and announced ‘BOO HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING’ He posed for pictures, the best is one in front of his first day of kinder photo. He fucking rocked that shizzle. So while I freak out and clean my house [...]

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Funk before the storm.

Boo starts high school Monday. That, along with a clusterfuck of other shite, has sent my mind into hibernation. My limbs refuse to move and when I can move them it is like I am wading through molten chocolate. Mmmmmm chocolate… Next week I have to be on my A game or whatever it is [...]

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This totally made me do that high pitched wheezing laugh that your crazy uncle used to do when you were a kid. And now I know why.

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Cause the world is a better place if we ALL feel like failures… don’t you agree?

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Today I get an internal ultrasound, a pap test and my mother coming over. Guess which one I am dreading more?

I am TRYING to be fucking positive. You know my dreams are awesome and positive and shit and I kinda feel a little let down when I wake to discover that I don’t actually have the choice of a new car that is not older than my son and squeaks like a motherfucker sending Boo [...]

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I woke up this morning on the first day of the new year and…

nothing had changed. Motherfucker. You mean *I* have to do something about it? Motherfucker. Fuck this shit I am going back to bed. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (2) Fabulous (0) WTF (2) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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Carefully timing my breakdown.

Shit is real people. Like really fucking real. Like so real that your 3D glasses will fly off your damn face and you will be all ‘shit is all kinds of REAL UP IN HERE MOTHERFUCKER!’ One lawyer has been employed for one issue. And the police are involved. Don’t panic, we are the good [...]

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Coming down.

For the last few weeks I have been busy. Death. Parties. Work being fuckers. Fighting with schools and service providers for Boo. Birthday week and the party that is the social event of the YEAR. Dark thoughts pushed back, exhaustion told to fuck the fuck off, telling myself that everything is sunshine and rainbows and [...]

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Nah Blo Me

Those of us that have been around a while are shaking in our boots at the end of October. Not because it is Birthday Week and Kelley becomes a terrifying version of Martha Stewart. Not because of All Hallows Eve and 12 year olds of all ages dress like prostitutes and come to our doors [...]