bitch be crazy

I am not suspicious or jealous or anything. Honestly…

So my husband changed his Facebook picture from a current one to this: Taken some time in the Jurassic Period because my husband is old and I was a child bride. {this is NOT HELPING YOUR CASE KELLEY} Normally I would not have a problem with his delusions, and to be perfectly honest I have [...]

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Borderline

feels like I am going to lose my mind… Driving Boo a BILLION miles to school every day gives me a lot of time to think. And I don’t particularly LIKE the thoughts that my brain is choosing to turn to. Cause it is damn hard to drive when all that water obscures your vision [...]

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Exhausted.

This week has been insane. A new kind of normal is settling in. Two first days of high school for Boo. Having to defend myself and set the story straight to people about what happened last year at school.  I couldn’t say anything then but now the motherfucking gloves are OFF. Running into people who [...]

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How to care for your husband.

Today is the 22nd anniversary of when MPS and I hooked up.  So to celebrate I have a post that I found in my drafts. Happy Anniversary MPS, you better have something special planned for tonight… Cause this is totally a how to blog, I thought I would give you all some tips and tricks [...]

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Something completely offensive while I freak the fuck out cause its my kid’s first day at high school.

He was in the car half an hour before it was time to go. He walked in and announced ‘BOO HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING’ He posed for pictures, the best is one in front of his first day of kinder photo. He fucking rocked that shizzle. So while I freak out and clean my house [...]

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Funk before the storm.

Boo starts high school Monday. That, along with a clusterfuck of other shite,  has sent my mind into hibernation. My limbs refuse to move and when I can move them it is like I am wading through molten chocolate. Mmmmmm chocolate… Next week I have to be on my A game or whatever it is [...]

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This totally made me do that high pitched wheezing laugh that your crazy uncle used to do when you were a kid. And now I know why.

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Cause the world is a better place if we ALL feel like failures… don’t you agree?

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Today I get an internal ultrasound, a pap test and my mother coming over. Guess which one I am dreading more?

I am TRYING to be fucking positive. You know my dreams are awesome and positive and shit and I kinda feel a little let down when I wake to discover that I don’t actually have the choice of a new car that is not older than my son and squeaks like a motherfucker sending Boo [...]

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I woke up this morning on the first day of the new year and…

nothing had changed. Motherfucker. You mean *I* have to do something about it? Motherfucker. Fuck this shit I am going back to bed. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (2) Fabulous (0) WTF (2) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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