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Autism

THAT person.

I can see it in their eyes. They look at me differently now. Instead of an ally we are now on different sides. Huddled in our bunkers, protecting our own. At war. A war I didn’t start but I must keep going aiming all of my firepower in their direction. I know that some of [...]

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Age appropriate versus happy as fuck.

As you all should know – as good little stalkers – Boo is a five foot ten 4 year old. With an IQ the size of a planet. NAME THAT MARTIAN! Currently he is making an AWESOME movie trailer. For a movie he is making starring Kevin Bacon The Teletubbies Movie. So you see my [...]

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Happy Halloween. I got a tattoo. As you do.

Those that have been following along would remember that, Moo had an unusual request for her birthday. That I get a tattoo with her. {click on the link to get the back story and reason behind the design} Today was the day. While I was at work she mopped the floors after the Party of [...]

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Ink.

I messaged Moo today. One to see how her ankle was {thanks to all my awesome peeps on twitter last night… she is getting tested for arthritis or tendonitis } and also to find out what she wanted for her birthday. Me: Wracking my brain trying to think of what to get you for your [...]

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Remember how Boo liked to use my toothbrush as an anal cleansing instrument? I say USED TO because we are all in agreement that he doesn’t do that any more. Right? Excuse me while I go and wash my mouth out with bleach. Again.

Alternative title: Now I know why I hate celery. Alternative Alternative title: WHAT THE FUCK? To truly appreciate the FULL HORROR of this – oh yes, it will be worse trust me you NEED the back story – read this and this. It is OK, I will wait. I am gargling bleach. {source} Ribbed for [...]

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I’m wearing my new shoes to my psych appointment tomorrow. You know, so we have something to talk about. Heh.

Today I bought some new shoes. Cause shoes make me happy. Hello my pretties, I love you. Yesterday was hard, I only lasted a few hours at work before coming home and taking up my normal position of sitting on the couch staring at the wall above the television. Today was harder, shit went down [...]

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The Bedside Drawer: Revisiting awesomeness.

I wrote this post in January of 2010. See the original with the amazingly heartfelt comments here. Boo has come so far since then. Toilet trained and heading for high school. That drawer is now gone. A new era is descending upon us and looking back is helping me look forward. As Kim would say… [...]

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Before he gets his Order Of Australia medal for recognition of being AWESOME for Australia…

it seems Boo must have some other letters after his name first. Before he can be Boo Magnetobold OAM He must be Boo Magnetobold ASD OCD. If I wasn’t in a deep enough hole as it was the universe decided to open its bowels after a rather spicy curry and defecate down another diagnosis for [...]

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Swears.

No, this is not what you think it is going to be. Yes I swear on my blog. That is what keeps you coming back. You love it. You know it. But in real life I don’t swear half as much as I do here… OK, maybe three quarters. Whatevs. This is about Boo. My [...]

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The best part was the end.

Don’t get me wrong, a weekend with my blogging biatches was amazing, wonderful, fabulous *open up the thesaurus and insert more variations of the theme* but the best part was at the end. I was sitting on the train. After a coach ride. Completely exhausted. Bitch sitting next to me asked me to move my [...]