Autism

Funk before the storm.

Boo starts high school Monday. That, along with a clusterfuck of other shite,  has sent my mind into hibernation. My limbs refuse to move and when I can move them it is like I am wading through molten chocolate. Mmmmmm chocolate… Next week I have to be on my A game or whatever it is [...]

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Lonely

For the first time in his life I think Boo is lonely. He sits out in the yard with this bubbles, his lawn chair pointed towards the child care centre two houses down and listens to the kids play. And hopes that the kids over the fence come outside. We go out shopping or for [...]

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Where I go all Mummy Bloggin’ up in here. Alternative title: We got us some Wensleysdale and Boo is losing his shit.

{TWO posts in one day… it could be the end of the world. It could be Chinese New Year – we are having Peking duck for dinner OMG YUM. Or it could be I just posted this morning and then other shit happened that you need to know} Today we took Boo on his first [...]

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The right thing to do.

Last night MPS and I decided to relent and get Boo something he had been asking for for weeks. Lets Rock Elmo. Kid has been OBSESSING about the damn thing and I was all he is going into HIGH SCHOOL and it is a toy for babies and for fucks sake he already has four [...]

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gobbity bobbity bipiddy boo there were seven hankies and now there are two

Alternate title: The one where you get to hear my kid quote the wiggles and the crowd goes wild. It is a fucking HUGE week here in the MB2 household. Yesterday I chopped off all mah hairs action shot taken my Moo while I was all ‘WHOA BABY!’ From just above bum length to just [...]

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THAT person.

I can see it in their eyes. They look at me differently now. Instead of an ally we are now on different sides. Huddled in our bunkers, protecting our own. At war. A war I didn’t start but I must keep going aiming all of my firepower in their direction. I know that some of [...]

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Age appropriate versus happy as fuck.

As you all should know – as good little stalkers – Boo is a five foot ten 4 year old. With an IQ the size of a planet.  NAME THAT MARTIAN! Currently he is making an AWESOME movie trailer. For a movie he is making starring Kevin Bacon The Teletubbies Movie. So you see my [...]

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Happy Halloween. I got a tattoo. As you do.

Those that have been following along would remember that, Moo had an unusual request for her birthday. That I get a tattoo with her. {click on the link to get the back story and reason behind the design} Today was the day. While I was at work she mopped the floors after the Party of [...]

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Ink.

I messaged Moo today. One to see how her ankle was {thanks to all my awesome peeps on twitter last night… she is getting tested for arthritis or tendonitis } and also to find out what she wanted for her birthday. Me: Wracking my brain trying to think of what to get you for your [...]

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Remember how Boo liked to use my toothbrush as an anal cleansing instrument? I say USED TO because we are all in agreement that he doesn’t do that any more. Right? Excuse me while I go and wash my mouth out with bleach. Again.

Alternative title:  Now I know why I hate celery. Alternative Alternative title:  WHAT THE FUCK? To truly appreciate the FULL HORROR of this – oh yes, it will be worse trust me you NEED the back story – read this and this. It is OK, I will wait.  I am gargling bleach. {source} Ribbed for [...]

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