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Night Off.

Once a year we get a night off. A night where we can turn the TV up as loud as we want or sit in complete silence. A night where not every. fucking. light. in the entire house has to be blazing along with every electrical appliance with a screen lest someone lose their complete [...]

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It’s OK.

Moo and I with our Autism tattoos. Dear person I just met/ random on the street/ long term friend/ relative I see once a year/ girl at the checkout, It is OK. Honestly. I see the trepiation in your eyes. The fear. It’s OK. I was on your side once. Not knowing what to say. [...]

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Not Debbies.

I fear I am going to have to resort to this. {source} Or this: {source} For the last year or so – you know since his OCD diagnosis so hello meds making him hungry all the damn time – Boo has been waking up in the middle of the night. Technically since THE DAWN [...]

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Fact 1: Nerf gun bullets survive intact after travelling through the digestive system.

Exhibit A: Nerf gun bullets Made to go in this: Exhibit B: A nerf gun bullet after being ingested by Boo even though we have four hundred billion (fact 2) Easter Eggs all over the house. Fact 3: Those fuckers don’t flush no matter how hard you push the flush button. THIS is why we [...]

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Another post where I freak out about stuff that has yet to happen. I call it ‘being prepared’. MPS calls it ‘glass half empty’ even while I am punching him in the balls.

Tomorrow my boy starts high school. My last child. My baby. My forever toddler. He has his uniform – the last one in his size cause he is a MOUNTAIN OF AWESOME – and his SIZE MOTHERFUCKING TWELVE mens shoes and his Scooby Doo lunch box. {OMG he is 13… if he gets any bigger [...]

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Funk before the storm.

Boo starts high school Monday. That, along with a clusterfuck of other shite, has sent my mind into hibernation. My limbs refuse to move and when I can move them it is like I am wading through molten chocolate. Mmmmmm chocolate… Next week I have to be on my A game or whatever it is [...]

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Lonely

For the first time in his life I think Boo is lonely. He sits out in the yard with this bubbles, his lawn chair pointed towards the child care centre two houses down and listens to the kids play. And hopes that the kids over the fence come outside. We go out shopping or for [...]

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Where I go all Mummy Bloggin’ up in here. Alternative title: We got us some Wensleysdale and Boo is losing his shit.

{TWO posts in one day… it could be the end of the world. It could be Chinese New Year – we are having Peking duck for dinner OMG YUM. Or it could be I just posted this morning and then other shit happened that you need to know} Today we took Boo on his first [...]

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The right thing to do.

Last night MPS and I decided to relent and get Boo something he had been asking for for weeks. Lets Rock Elmo. Kid has been OBSESSING about the damn thing and I was all he is going into HIGH SCHOOL and it is a toy for babies and for fucks sake he already has four [...]

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gobbity bobbity bipiddy boo there were seven hankies and now there are two

Alternate title: The one where you get to hear my kid quote the wiggles and the crowd goes wild. It is a fucking HUGE week here in the MB2 household. Yesterday I chopped off all mah hairs action shot taken my Moo while I was all ‘WHOA BABY!’ From just above bum length to just [...]