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Well not TECHNICALLY, but right now I am clearing out my entire kitchen into the spare room in an effort to get me to cook more. Oh get up off the floor and stop fucking laughing MPS. One of my biggest frustrations – besides the fact that I cannot stuff myself with carbs and not [...]

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I had to take down the last post cause apparently my blog does not like tally whackers.

I don’t know what happened but it got corrupted or something technical that I don’t have the brain power for cause I just WALKED to a FARMERS MARKET and I am pretty sure you cannot get any more country than that. So that means cousin Sharlene has the brain this weekend cause she is studying [...]

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Today I get an internal ultrasound, a pap test and my mother coming over. Guess which one I am dreading more?

I am TRYING to be fucking positive. You know my dreams are awesome and positive and shit and I kinda feel a little let down when I wake to discover that I don’t actually have the choice of a new car that is not older than my son and squeaks like a motherfucker sending Boo [...]

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Happy New Year. Cause quite frankly this one can suck my engorged male reproductive organ.

Just a quicky to wish you all a wonderful and happy new year. Today is our 12th wedding anniversary (yes do the math people, all my kids are bastards and wear the badge proudly) we were GOING to spend it eating extravagant foods and drinking margaritas out of each others underwear on the balcony of [...]

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I can’t think of a witty or coherant title for this one so I will just call it I want pancakes and a sarsparilla spider with a shot of vanilla vodka for dinner and leave it at that shall we?

Scene opens to Kelley googling recipes and decorations for Christmas Universe: what the fuck are you doing? Kelley: baking a fucking cake with my feet what does it look like? Universe: I thought you were handing over Christmas this year and doing the bare minimum? That was my ultimate achievement! Taking Christmas away from you. [...]

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gobbity bobbity bipiddy boo there were seven hankies and now there are two

Alternate title: The one where you get to hear my kid quote the wiggles and the crowd goes wild. It is a fucking HUGE week here in the MB2 household. Yesterday I chopped off all mah hairs action shot taken my Moo while I was all ‘WHOA BABY!’ From just above bum length to just [...]

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so I have had a little bit to drink to, you know, calm my nerves and stop me from sharpening the knives.

So I had the meeting with the Education Department today. And it was a waste of fucking time. And I have the next couple of weeks off work but I am pretty sure by the end of the year I will be a lady who lunches. When by lady who lunches I mean chick who [...]

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Macaron v macaroon. Learn the difference.

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Things that made me happy today. Surprisingly not all of them involved making people cry.

Yelling at my boss and nearly making him cry. {Then him following me around like a lost puppy seeking my approval.} Yelling at Boo’s principal and reducing him to a blathering mess. {Seems he only stutters when he talks to me. Hmmmm…} Walking home in the sunshine with my Boo. This skirt and this flower [...]

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Coming down.

For the last few weeks I have been busy. Death. Parties. Work being fuckers. Fighting with schools and service providers for Boo. Birthday week and the party that is the social event of the YEAR. Dark thoughts pushed back, exhaustion told to fuck the fuck off, telling myself that everything is sunshine and rainbows and [...]

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a mind is a terrible thing to waste

Moving on out.

I had to take down the last post cause apparently my blog does not like tally whackers.

Today I get an internal ultrasound, a pap test and my mother coming over. Guess which one I am dreading more?

Happy New Year. Cause quite frankly this one can suck my engorged male reproductive organ.

I can’t think of a witty or coherant title for this one so I will just call it I want pancakes and a sarsparilla spider with a shot of vanilla vodka for dinner and leave it at that shall we?

gobbity bobbity bipiddy boo there were seven hankies and now there are two

so I have had a little bit to drink to, you know, calm my nerves and stop me from sharpening the knives.

Macaron v macaroon. Learn the difference.

Things that made me happy today. Surprisingly not all of them involved making people cry.

Coming down.

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