Archive for a mind is a terrible thing to waste
I’m not dead. But I think something crawled up my nose and died and is now oozing green stuff. Oh, were you eating?
So it is Saturday. Thank fucking God, cause this week has been so full on you wouldn’t even know, probably because SOMEONE is so freaking brain dead that she THOUGHT she was updating you all about all the DRAMA and EXPENSE and SNOT of the last few days but it turns out that SOMEONE actually [...]
You know those people that say that the universe will only give you as much as you can handle? Well I am sending them a huge box of FUCK YOU in the mail.
Oh, and Happy Fucking Mothers Day.
(this post took 4hours of swearing and pecking out with eleventy hundred spelling mistakes on an iPod touch… Ratfucksonofabitchfuckerbastardmacbookkillingants)
Today I got my eyebrows waxed because I broke a nail.
I broke a nail because the ratfucksonofabitch back door is broken.
The backdoor is broken because the universe hates me.
I know the universe hates me cause my blog has been down for 2 days.
My blog has been down for two days because my hosts hoster or somethingorother had a hissy fit and broke everything.
Everything was broken [...]
Post to break up the Emoness while I go and brush my hair into my face, sharpen my black eyeliner and put on some Morrisey. Or Bullet for my Valentine or Escape the Fate or some emo shit.
**edited to add: I totally misspelt Morrissey and no one picked it up. And, far too late now probably, apparently when I insert youtube clips they don’t show up in feedreaders and the lazy douches that don’t click over from their feedreaders to ensure that I get my 3 cents a month from the ads [...]
I have so much to tell you. Oooh pretties! Seriously folks, never joke about seeing pretties or distracted by the shiny after having a stroke. Doctors don’t like it.
See the category I used for this post? Shit, I crack my own shit up.
Like how I finally got moved from the Emergency Department to the wards after 4 days and my room mate went home and left me a little present in the toilet to remember her by.
And now I have to pay 8 [...]
