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a mind is a terrible thing to waste

Shit I did on the weekend

So anyone that follows me on twitter or the facething would know I DIDN’T go to a bloggers weekend of awesomeness and elected to stay home lest my face fall off. And instead of having fun with mah girls I stayed home with my boys and did the following: Made the best french onion soup [...]

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Change in ‘tude

Yesterday I decided that as of today I am going to be the Princess, nay the QUEEN, of suck it the hell up and swan around being awesome. Yesterday I decided that as of today thoughts of my blogging buddies at a awesome weekend away with massages (mine is booked for 11) and cocktails and [...]

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Jump. And the net will appear.

Apparently this is the correct quote. I prefer jump. I am a maverick. I don’t know where I got the quote from. Pinterest? Someones blog? Random google search for the meaning of life? Regardless, I saw it, wrote it down and chucked that shit up on my fridge to remind me. Or placate me. Or [...]

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Bento box bitches can suck it. Alternative title: How to win at school lunchboxes

Oh fuck off… While I won’t win mother of the universe, and you hippy crunchy granola chicks with your elaborate bento box packed lunches for your spawn filled with 5 different coloured vegetables and organic yaks milk can look down your free of makeup eat your own placenta noses at me, I shall be smug [...]

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So I am pretty sure that Monday after Easter is called Food Coma Day.

So I am in a bit of a tizz. Kinda like Birthday Week but this one creeped up and then thrust itself on me like a sweaty 40 year old in a bar full of teenagers with their older cousins ID. On Friday The Golden Child and Sister-In-Love arrive from Sydney with the Golden Spawn. We [...]

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Do you want Emo or pictures of a baby elephant frolicking at the beach?

Yeah. Me too. The last one cracks me the fuck up. Edited to add: No, I didn’t go to the beach. Edited the edited to add: No, it is not about you. Well maybe a little bit about you… and a whole fucking truck load about YOU. Edited the edited edited to add: Seriously, if [...]

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The definitive absolutely final word on how to blog.

1. Have an idea. 2. Open a new post and write write that fucker down. 3. Hit publish. 4. Go to 1. If it doesn’t make you happy then stop. I should write an eBook instead of giving this shit away for free. {heh, number 4 made me laugh and would probably only make you [...]

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Gossamer

I went into the bathroom and just inside the doorway there was a puff of smoke. Well not smoke, sort of like smoke it reminded me of when they pull DNA out of test tubes after centrifuge or when Dumbledore pulls a memory out of that memory thing that I forgot what it was called but [...]

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Best name in the history of forever.

A few months ago when I was rocking the corporate world and not sitting at home fucking around on the internet until it was time to ferry Boo around, I heard the best name in the history of forever. A name that made me stop and gasp and be all ‘OMG I WANT TO FIST [...]

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I am a phenomenal singer. In my car. I also dance like Baryshnikov in my kitchen. If he was a member of the Pussy Cat Dolls. Obviously.

I am stuck driving in my car around 2 and a half hours a day. That gives me a LOT of time to think. As I am not a fan of the thoughts in my head lately, I choose to sing like a motherfucking BOSS in my car. My tastes are somewhat eclectic and governed by what [...]