Or for like when you completely lose your words in a brain fog and that is the only one that pops in your head.

But, personally, I like the first version.

And this picture that my friend Bettina made me.

Fancy as fuck.

If you have been following along on Instagram you would have seen that my life has been peppered by lots of fuckeries of late, big and small and my health has been, well… the absolute shittiest and probably why I haven’t been able to string more than an Insta update together before I take to my Fainting Couch and whine about the croquembouchery of it all.

I mean, REALLY, a bitch deserves a fucking bouquet of puppies or something already doncha think?

But I think I should really start blogging again seeing literally NOBODY is doing it anymore and isn’t that uber trendy right now? Doing the thing that no one else is doing?  I am thinking of perhaps deconstructing my blog by finding a typewriter at a garage sale and then taking a series of Polaroid photos of the typewritten pages, then photographing THEM and then uploading them to my blog.

With a smear of Nutella.  Because vegemite has already been done.

I have SO MUCH TO TELL YOU my dear friends, as long as I can keep on topic… as this post clearly demonstrates.

So what have you been up to?

What croquembouchery? (I will get around to talking about it, probably)

Whatdoyouwannaknow?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AUTUMN?

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