The events of late has given me opportunity for a little self reflection.

To think about who I am, and my place in this world.

Why all of these dramaz happen to me.  Why I must endure.  Why am I here.

And now, after this period of reflection and realisation, I have come to the ultimate conclusion.

I am here to show you, my minions, how to be fucking awesome.

No matter what the universe throws at me, it does not diminish the awesomeness I exude.

I am more awesome than you.

I am more awesome than your tiny little mind can wrap around.

Learn from me, my lovelies.  My pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

I am Ghandi.  But with hair…

that is awesome.

bitch plz

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