Don’t get me wrong, I ADORE that I have friends all over the world and the ability to chat with peeps from all walks of life now in this wonderful era of social media and all the amazingness that it brings but FUCK ME DEAD GUISE sometimes living here on the other side of the world in the future means we don’t get to see the awesome shows like Game of Thrones and Walking Dead till AFTER you get to see them.

I know!  What is this fuckery?  It makes no damn sense to me either.

You are sitting there on Sunday night tweeting and facebooking THE WHOLE DAMN MOTHERFUCKING PLOT TO THE WORLD and here am I locking my phone in the car and begging my kid to not give me the keys on Monday morning/afternoon so I can’t read what you are writing.

IT IS MADNESS.

And then sometimes I forget and I absentmindedly click over to Facebook after hours of filling out form after form for some reprieve and there it is SPOILER UPON MOTHERFUCKING SPOILER and I am all…

damn.

Is there even any point.

So here I am, on social media lock down once again.  Until I get the chance to watch my show, some time tonight… IF my body behaves and Boo goes to sleep and the planets align OMG IF NOT I shall have to wait until tomorrow night and sit here in my bubble.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA not listening.

Shush.

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