Someone needs to come up with a frozen dinner called ‘I don’t know’

“what do you want for dinner?”

Millions will be made.

Someone needs to open a theme park called ‘I don’t know’

“where do you want to go on holidays/ what do you want to do on the weekend?”

Place will be booked out years in advance.

Someone needs to make a movie or a tv show called ‘I don’t know’

‘what do you want to watch tonight?’

Instant hit!

Someone needs to come up with some shitty present available at all stores any fucking where any time… just to stop my head exploding.

‘what do you want for your birthday/Christmas?’

Make life so much fucking easier.

I know I am not alone with this affliction.  I know I am not the only one that has a family that responds with this phrase every motherfucking day and drives her batshit insane.

And sure as shit as soon as you offer up something, the answer will be ‘nah’, when seconds before they didn’t even fucking KNOW what they wanted and all of a sudden they KNOW THEY

DON’T. WANT. THAT.

or anything else you suggest.

*tries not to burst a blood vessel*

Am I alone?  Who wants to invest?

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