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If you like it then you shoulda put a hat or lights on it…

by Kelley Magnetoboldtoo

in Christmas

put a santa hat on it

disco balls with santa hats

Disco balls.  Dining setting. Tree.

santa hat on all of the things

TV. Laptop. Blog.

If you hit refresh, the header changes.  Just like Christmas trees, you can never stop at one.

jumbo lego santa head

I fucking love Christmas.

If you wanna see the depths of my love (OMG, Boo is obsessed with The Bee Gees at the moment and I am finding words to their songs are penetrating (snigger) my every day vocabulary.  HOW DEEP IS MY LOVE? I WILL SHOW YOU WITH THIS SHIV MADE FROM A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE OMG.) click here for the whole category of Christmas shenanigans.

I might blog about the new trees this year.  We are now up to 19 trees if you count the small ones.

And Santa totally does.

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Wanna hear something gross?

I only wash my hair once a week. Whether it needs it or not. For a long time I washed my hair every couple of days, battling with the dryer and the straightener, and pretty much using precious hours that I could be sleeping or watching The Real Housewives of All The Places. Or stalking […]

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What I want for Christmas.

Santa is a fucking arsehole. Every year he brings fuckloads of awesome stuff to my kids and all I get is a fucking stocking full of chocolate and Cheese and Bacon Balls. Christmas is not Christmas without a Cheese and Bacon ball and mimosa breakfast after the turkey the size of a small child has […]

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Lite n easy: almost a month in. The ‘I even ate the fucking green beans’ edition.

And I fucking HATE green beans. So I promised and update and I kinda got lazy and stopped taking pictures of my food around day 4. The things that stick most in my mind right now are: Fucking beans.  SO MANY FUCKING GREEN BEANS.  But I am eating them anyway.  Todays lunch was a beef […]

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You’re my bird.

I fucking love you guys. Thanks for being my bird.

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Tired

I am just so tired. Right now, in the midst of medical dramas and school dramas and kid dramas and end of year dramas and 14 Christmas trees that need to be decorated and I kinda maybe have a couple more being delivered this week, the thing that is getting me down the most is […]

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High tea birthday party. For civilised bitches.

Those that have been hanging around here a while, or lurking in my archives (Hi Marie!) would know that I like me a little birthday party. And those of you with eardrums would have heard my piercing screams of horror and sobs of despair when my ungrateful bastard children decided against parties this year.  And […]

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November Christmas Prep. PRINTABLE!

I have a tiny little, itsy bitsy, teeny weeny motherfucking OBSESSION with Christmas. Just the thought of it fills me with joy. I fucking ADORE it. So I thought I would share with you my November Christmas Prep calendar and you are totes welcome to print that shit out and stick it on your fridge […]

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Scarlett

Some days, like today, do my head in. Some days, like today, I just can’t take another thing. And some days, like today, I just don’t want to fucking deal with it. I call it ‘doing a Scarlett’ ‘I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that […]

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I can see your halo.

I found a grey pube the other day. I must say I did a double take, as I am not in the habit of inspecting my pubic area and FUCK ME DEAD AM I OLD NOW? To console myself I decided it was just the carpet matching the drapes and after giggling like a 15 […]

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