At times like this, a girl deserves a name.

Ever since ‘Ring in Ranga’ turned 21, I had a rule that once you became an offical adult you were allowed to have a real name on my blawg.

I figured, you have fucked up your own social media by now, so anything I can say now will be inconsequential in the grand scheme of drunken selfies and nip slips.

So bitch was renamed Ally and all rejoiced that the biatch had a real name.

Then Maddie went and did the same (turned 21 I mean, well she fucked up her SM presence too but meh, doesn’t everyone?) and I granted that biatch a name too.

And then Too went and turned 21 a few years later but it was all different because I had stopped talking about her here on the old webloggy under her request, and I was also in the middle of starting to fall apart and I STILL HAVEN’T BLOGGED THE AWESOMENESS THAT WAS HER POKEMON 21ST (check out Maddie’s Hogwarts feast around the link to hers, it was epic. I shall get around to Too’s soon. One day) so it was kinda awkward.

So I just kinda left it.

So Too she stayed.

Then recently, after the whole croquembouche of late I asked her if I could start referring to her by name.  And she was all *rolly eyes* sure.

And I take that as ‘OMG MUM OF COURSE I LOVE YOU!!!!’ right?

Right.

So finally, on your 24 year 7 month and 22 day anniversary of your birth I introduce my daughter…

Taylor.

No picture.  Because I forgot to ask her.

Shit. So disorganised.  Whatever.  And she will be ‘OMG so busy studying mum, sheesh’

Bitch won’t be reading this anyway.  Because she is off sciencing and shit doing a ‘masters of microbiology’ or some words that are strung together in that way I think…

Yawn.

I, on the other hand, can file my nails so that they ALL are perfect equal lengths WHILE keeping up with consecutive episodes of Keeping up With The Kardashians and various Housewives franchises whilst scrolling my Insta feed.

And using ‘whilst’ in a motherfucking sentence.

BOOM.

Oh yeah baby.  Those skills are not learned (learnt?) that shit is CULTIVATED over many years of dedicated practice and none of this fucking bullshit university crapola.

Probably.

But anyway, they say that intelligence comes from the mother and I believe that I have proven that shit here.

Masters Degree in Biology Thingy / KUWTK and perfect nails

same/same

Funny because she has two middle names.  Would have had more but I ran out of space on the form.

Happy Blog Name Day Taylor.  I love the shit outta ya.