Last week I was all geared up to go into hospital and get me some Botox in my belly and laze about this week ‘recuperating’ – read: do my usual Netflix and whine.
And then a wonderful friend of ours passed away and I rescheduled my operation and I was all ‘Imma cook every night next week!’ Well maybe two.
Imma cook some nights next week HUZZAH!
And because we have met and we all know that when I make plans my body laughs and says OH HELL NO and of fucking course I have fallen into a hell hole of nausea and pain exacerbated by my old foe anhidrosis – the inability to sweat – HELLO HEATWAVE.
Sorry about that.
this made me laugh far far too much. Portal to hell...
If it is any consolation…
Yeah, probably not.
Anyway, just thought I would formally apologise for raining down hell on earth to 90% of Australia this week.
And I am probably at fault for that blizzard in the US too.
But I ain’t got nothing to to with that fucking Cheeto Satan. That shit you did on your own.