I hurt myself writing that title. Are extra vowels the new exclamation marks or something? Did I miss the memo?
And Jesus Christ on a New Years detox when the fuck did then and than become interchangeable?
Do I just need to calm the fuck down and drink a liver cleansing smoothie that will do nothing but clean out my toilet bowl?
God knows they need some attention.
Am I not drinking enough Apple Cider Vinegar? (please stop emailing me that it will cure me, it wont but thanks for caring)
Have I spent so much time holed up in my house snuggled up under my blanket that everything I learned? learnt? learnered? … hold up OMG WHICH ONE IS IT?
Holy shit… is this how the zombie apocalypse happens?
P.S. out of all of them it is the then and than shit that really gets me… I MEAN THE FUCK people? They are two completely different motherfucking words.