Lets not talk about that because o.m.g. I can’t.
Here at Chez MB2 we had a fabulous Christmas, literally one of the best ever, but considering last year MY GOD, I was fucking determined that this year was going to be fucking AWESOME.
I spent Christmas Eve like this:
Vietnamese coffee in the spa while everyone else was inside. No fucks given.
And then playing Cards Against Humanity in my wet bathers and a wrap. That game is horrendous. *evil laugh*
MPS and I were awoken at arsecrack thirty by Too who broke in an open door to come for breakfast and wake us all for present time and mimosas.
Santa only came to Boo. Because he doesn’t come to adults but it seems Boo is an exception. Maybe it is cause he has his own tree.
I was SPOILT ROTTEN! With Pandora out mah wahzoo!
A dog.
one day…
Netflix.
finally
and a throne for Archie.
the fuck
I like this adult children shit. (Guess which gifts are from MPS?)
Boo took it like a champ that his stuff from Homestar Runner didn’t come even though I ordered it fucking 6 weeks ago (STILL WAITING) and loved the shit out of his record player.
As did I.
And yelled about Santa for not getting his presents exactly right and I was all ‘well maybe you need to be more fucking specific then and a tad grateful cause Santa doesn’t usually come to 6ft 5 man mountains omg‘
Then we wandered over to my parents where THEY did the cooking and I just sat around basking in the fact that even though I was up at arsecrack thirty, there was no stuffing stuffing up the arsecrack of a bird. SO GOOD!
I ate far too much and paid dearly but damn… I didn’t have to cook. Bliss.
Then back home for more spa-ry goodness. *sigh*
And more chilling. With NETFLIX.
HUZZAH!
In reality it wasn’t an extraordinary day, there were no fireworks nor were there any extreme gift giving.
Just everyone in my immediate family sitting around a table sharing a meal and given our lives that is a mighty fine feat.
The text I got from my parents that night pretty much sums the day up…
How was yours?
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You know “netflix and chill” is a thing, don’t you? Merry Christmas!!!
yes… yes I do. *wink*
and Merry MERRY Christmas to you too! MWAH!
Oh I am so glad you had a great Christmas!! And NETFLIX – that’s like all the Christmases at once!!! I cannot live without it!
I think we had the best one in years too. it’s amazing how much easier it is to enjoy when certain people aren’t being psychos from October to December!! xx
so glad to hear Kez! Gotta love it when people are easier to deal with… makes like SO much more pleasant. People, man.
YAY CHRISTMAS!
6ft 5″? ye gods, woman, what are you feeding that child/man?
I’m glad your Christmas was wonderful. I love Pandora stuff, it’s gorgeous, but I’ll never have any. I just don’t wear jewellery, it would be wasted here.
My Christmas Day was spent snoozing and napping, but Christmas Eve was fun. I went to my brother’s for dinner, he has a seventh floor apartment and as it got dark we sat out on the balcony watching lights come on all over Adelaide and saw the sun setting over Semaphore Beach. Non-traditional but very peaceful.
sounds wonderful.
Huzzah to Chillmas! So glad you were able to enjoy a relaxing day xx
it was rather awesome. Hope yours was just as fab.
I’m so glad you had a great Christmas! Delighted!
Ahhh… I feel the love!!!!❤
That sounds delightful, so glad you had a good time.
I lost my grandpa last week, so things have been busy, but I am sending a mailer to you tomorrow! XOXO
Usual lunch with Mother at the Home because of all those celebrities queue jumpers pushing her to the back of the line for another bloody year. She reckons she is so close to 90 she might as well stay for the party, that’s 3 years away. It will be a nice party, I will be directing it from Hell.
Bloody marvellous here too. My lovely and grandie were here and we swam and laughed and ate and laughed and laughed. Compared to last year this was FABBO and def the one to beat.
Glad all so good at your place.
What an awesome sounding Christmas! And how good is cards against humanity. We love it. I wish they had put trump against humanity into production!
Yay Merry Christmas to all. Cards against humanity is brilliantly funny, especially if you use it as a drinking game. 🙂