So today is Maddie’s birthday.
Twenty five years ago today, that biatch made me a mother.
Because she is galavanting around the US right now so today is yesterday and her birthday will be tomorrow but tomorrow is Boo’s birthday and I SPECIFICALLY MADE IT SO THIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN, JESUS.
So technically we will be celebrating today, but she will celebrate on her brothers birthday tomorrow but today there and I have a head full of snot and this is all very very damn confusing.
Whatever. Boo is just happy that for the first time in his life he doesn’t have to share the limelight with his sister and is walking around smirking like turning eighteen (eighteen omgomgomgomg) means he is going to all of a sudden get superpowers or someshit.
And I will slap some candles on ONE cake and make Maddie get up in the middle of the night and Facetime to say happy birthday to both of them. On the same day.
Hmmmmm… maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to give them seperate days after all? I mean MPS and Steven aka The Dingo That Stole Mah Baby™ share a birthday and I could combine Christmas and Easter, Too’s birthday with my parents… just think of all the money and effort that could be saved!
And spent on my birthday. Brilliance.
P.S. MPS and I are going to her favourite restaurant for dinner tonight to celebrate. And take selfies with her favourite dishes. And I will eat all of the things and they will totally be #worthit