I have kept very much to myself over the last week or so. The Professor is still fucking with my medication and it, in turn, is fucking with me. I tried going back to work for a couple of days and that was a SPECTACULAR mistake, and now I am just spending my days trying to remember how to do basic shit. Fun times, friends.
Been lurking sporadically on social media when I have the energy, clicking away when it gets too much, when the crying selfies or the vaguebooking threatening to artificially elevate my blood pressure to normal motherfucking levels.
OMG people these days, amiright?
FOR THE LOVE OF HOT SALTY FRIES would someone please post a selfie/video/insta/facebook video thingy of them laughing and tag the every loving shit out of me here, here or here cause I am depressed enough without seeing your crocodile tears while you WATCH YOURSELF ON THE SCREEN OMG ARE YOU FOR REAL?
Now I want a tasty burger. Shit.
P.S. please tell me you get BOTH of these pic references or I will surely die.