It is going to be hotter than Satan’s arsecrack around these parts over the next few days, but lets not focus on that.
BECAUSE SANTA WILL BE HERE NEXT WEEK!
And I have CHRISTMAS TOES and a Spa Tree!
And a light up tree on my desk at work that one of my workmates bought me. (ONLY 2 MORE DAYS!)
And Archie The Christmas Elf that Boo made me is still going strong. (fuck I love that dude, both of them)
And we still haven’t decided on what to make for Santa. But it will be fucking delicious.
And all my kids will be in the same state for a whole WEEK! Maddie will be here any minute so I have to get set up in front of the air conditioner and wrap the presents and maybe put on some pants.
Don’t want to terrify the boyfriend. Not on the first day anyway… I have a WHOLE WEEK OF HORRORS PLANNED!
And Boo is so damn excited about Santa coming he is jumping out of his skin. Which is awesome cause I can just whip out my phone every time he misbehaves and he loses his shit thinking I am calling Santa and modifies his behaviour.
Fuck I love Christmas.
What do you love about Christmas?