P.S. Gastroparesis can suck it today. I don’t even LIKE cake and Imma making this my bitch.
P.P.S. I had a big whiney post planned and then went fuck it. You don’t need that shit. Neither do I. Have no idea what I am talking about? Go here and then read on… forever… I whine A LOT and tell you no fucking details. Just a lot of whining. Soz.
P.P.P.S Do I stick candles in it? Is it appropriate to make a wish? I am thinking my wish is for this all to fucking end. Cause I am done. I am so fucking DONE.
P.P.P.P.S. Tell me a happy story. I need to hear something happy right about now.