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It’s that time of the year again. The annual reminder to my husband that my birthday is nigh. This time I have a plan.

by Kelley

in posts that are really messages to my husband, proof yet again that I shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised

Today marks 3 weeks till my birthday.

I know, because I went out to lunch with my BFF from highschool for HER birthday so it is 3 weeks until we do it again for mine.

And then probably not again till next year.  I don’t get out much.

*violins*

Last year I celebrated the 12 Days of Kelley, and I am ABSOLUTELY planning on doing that shizzle again because it was fucking awesome.

And I thoroughly recommend it.  One little thing for yourself every day for 12 days… doesn’t have to be big (or why the fuck not! If you can…) just something for YOU. That ottoman you see in a lot of my shoe posts I got for 20 bucks during the 12 days of Kelley.

flats and ottoman

I love the motherfucking shit out of it.

A pedicure, a donut, a sleep in, an extra long shower or bubble bath. Things you don’t normally do, little indulgences that make you smile cause you fucking DESERVE IT DAMMIT!

Anywhoodle, 3 weeks gives my loved ones plenty of time to source items to purchase for my delight.

So Imma going to just leave this link here MPS and Damn Emos.

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You know… just for reference…

Just in case you might need some help.  Cause apparently I am hard to buy for. Which baffles the shit out of me cause I managed to fill this board in an evening and it would have been minutes if there wasn’t molasses flowing through our ADSL at the time.

Surely you can find something to buy me here.  Click and add to motherfucking cart.

Easy.

Aren’t I wonderful?

P.S. The Pandora stuff you can get at that big shopping centre near MOTY’s house if you leave it till the day before. *rolls eyes*

P.P.S. Even if you chose the Pandora stuff please don’t leave it till the day before.

P.P.P.S. These are just a guide.  You can get an idea of what I like! Maybe get to know me.  Or maybe walk around the house and get a feel of my style.

P.P.P.P.S. But not the kitchen or laundry. Do not buy me anything for the kitchen or laundry.  Not for my birthday.

P.P.P.P.P.S. A holiday is still my number one present wish.  I can totally make up a pinterest board if need be…

Those that were not former residents of my womb or holiday makers in the general vicinity, what would you like for your birthday?  Have you made a pinterest board to give your family an idea of what you like?

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1 Cait February 19, 2015 at 9:56 pm

Hi there Kelley,
Found your blog last year + love it!
I think you are a legend.
Just wondering what you think of Pinterest’s ‘picked for you pins’?
(They are frankly driving me mad + I’ve only had my account for three weeks.
The pins are annoying enough but the lack of options in the feedback is super infuriating e.g. no choice for oh just bugger off already.)
I hope you get lots of stuff that you’ve pinned!

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2 Kelley February 20, 2015 at 6:29 pm

Nawww thanks.

You mean the emails that they send? I just marked them as junk and never looked back. No fucker is going to tell me what I like. Especially after 3 weeks.

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3 Emily @ Have A Laugh On Me February 20, 2015 at 12:36 pm

I got a fitbit for mine last week, it was want I wanted. But it’s a bossy thing and tells me off when I haven’t quite done 10,000 steps mind you I need a bit of strictness otherwise I’d just sit on my bum all night and drink vodka! Here’s to 12 days of you x

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4 Kelley February 20, 2015 at 6:32 pm

I got a fitbit last year from Maddie. I clip it to my underwear because I strap by boobs down too well apparently and it wasn’t counting my steps.

I must admit I haven’t worn it since New Years cause I have had a case of extreme LIFE and did not want the fucker guilting me on top of everything else.

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5 Ren February 20, 2015 at 12:40 pm

I want to be able to eat chocolate and doughnuts and mac n’ cheese and cheese toasties without gaining a million kilos.

But, you know, a new phone will do nicely.

Or another puppy. Because I don’t think I quite learned my lesson with the last one.

Also, pre happy birthday! I’ma gonna go source a crapload of hazelnut snickers for you.

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6 Kelley February 20, 2015 at 6:34 pm

All of it except the mac n’ cheese. Never got a taste for it. THANK FUCK!

You know I haven’t had a hazelnut snickers in FOREVER and now I am craving one like a motherfucker.

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7 Char February 20, 2015 at 3:26 pm

Three weeks till my birthday too. Is yours the 13th? Did we work that out last year and I’ve forgotten?
I’ve already started celebrating. Bought myself a new running watch today after the puppy ate my other one (that was dying anyway). I might forget that today I decided that it was going to be a present from everyone and insist that I deserve more.

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8 Kelley February 20, 2015 at 6:35 pm

12th.

Make it a MONTH OF CELEBRATION OF CHAR!

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9 river February 20, 2015 at 5:07 pm

so, March 12th is it? where’s my diary….
LOVE the shoes. The ottoman too, but since I have no room for such a thing there’s no point lusting after it. I’m looking forward to seeing your 12 days of Kelley things.
My daughter has the same kitchen/laundry rule, for Christmas as well as birthdays.

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10 Kelley February 20, 2015 at 6:36 pm

your daughter is very wise. She gets if from her mummy. Who gets it from her choice of bloggers.

So I can take credit.

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11 Pinky Poinker February 20, 2015 at 7:27 pm

If I was on holidays down there I’d definitely pop in and buy you a drink or ten. This is a brilliant idea which I might take up myself. Mine goes for 7 days at present but 12 days sounds better. Plus the Pinterest board is a starter for things I’d put on mine. Looking forward to more birthday posts Kelley 🙂

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12 Kelley February 20, 2015 at 7:30 pm

repin all of the things! Or just steal the link and use as your own.

And 12 days of Pinky sounds mighty damn fine to me.

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13 JahTeh February 21, 2015 at 12:38 pm

The 12th of March, tough since I plan to be in mourning for my mother who turns 85 on the 6th and couldn’t possibly be happy for anyone except myself.
Yes, I know that sounds rotten but she gave me a breakdown by literally coming back from the dead before Christmas so I’m going to be really upset on the 6th and it’s a full moon, so have to cancel the nekkid dance class as well because of the mourning although I could paint my skin black. Anyone got a 44 gallon drum of black they’re not going to use?

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