Twenty five years ago today MPS and I started seeing each other.
Well, we kinda started seeing each other but not in that way a little earlier than that but it is all a little messy.
You see I had a boyfriend. And he was a bit of a dick.
And a whole lotta stupid.
And he was about to move to Queensland.
And apparently we were still going to be boyfriend and girlfriend and this dude that had been hanging around and taking me to the circus and movies and dinner and shit would just look after me while he lived 2 states away.
He would look after me alright.
Anywhoodle. I didn’t have the heart to break up with him, because
backup boyfriend with a free holiday house I am a softie so for all I know he could be still under the impression that we are still going out.
So in that case Happy Anniversary Dickhead!
Alternatively, Happy Anniversary to the man that for 25 years has been incredibly fortunate enough to wake up next to me nearly every morning.
You are so lucky.