Ok. Lets start at the beginning. Which would be the door. Which would be, like last year, adorned with a disco ball.
Beside the door is the we have the first of 22 trees.
As you walk in the door we have a small colourful tree.
And Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
Now I have had to cool my heels with the whole Rudolph thang because MPS’s little brothers name was Rudolph, and out of respect for him, cause I just KNEW that little fuckers at school would have made his life hell at this time of year, I have never had any Rudolph paraphernalia around.
Which was really fucking hard when you are as obsessed about Christmas as me and ADAMANT that there will be no reference to snow and snowmen… makes the options very limited.
Now that Rudi has been gone a few years I felt that I have waited a respectable amount of time…
Some would say I kinda went a little overboard.
(I also have an Auntie Noelle and Auntie Carole but they never visit so they can’t be offended… it was like I was fucking DESTINED to be obsessed)
I wanted to dress Easter Island dude as Elf but life…
Anywhoodle, my Christmas house…
first up, the lounge room…
the big tree is for the family presents, this years theme is black and white stripes and dots with lime green ribbon.
the table tree for Santa’s snack to keep his energy up
Harry Potter tree in case I finally get my letter to Hogwarts
Random sparkle cause random sparkle makes me motherfucking HAPPY.
Hello Santa. I love you.
Hello Archie. Boo made him, I adore him. Both Archie and Boo. Obviously. He is way more hardcore than that fucker the Elf on the Shelf. He is into ACDC and hard liquor. You can tell in his eyes, this elf has been there.
He will make sure that Santa doesn’t forget the cheese and bacon balls.
This guy just looks constipated.
Or maybe he has been talking to Archie.
Stay tuned Christmas groovers, for the next THRILLING instalment… tomorrow we venture into the dining and family room where we find SPOILER ALERT twigs and french fries, disco balls and poo.
Would I lie to you?