This quote normally hangs on my wall beside my bed to help me forget that days particular fuckers and not spend my entire night plotting the demise of my enemies stewing over little things or trying to fix the problems of the world.
It is first thing I see as I open my eyes and look to my left, to forget yesterdays worries and grasp the possibilities of today with both hands with vigour and enthusiasm. FIVE FEET HIGH.
Or some such shit.
Or even just stop fucking whining for five fucking seconds OMG KELLEY.
On Sunday we heard an almighty crack and found it like this.
Fuck it. Even Emerson has given up on me.
He is all ‘shit is too heavy man’
I am feeling ya.
Roll on the holidays.
Santa better have a HUGE fucking sack this year.
I mean it dude, I am SO over this year.
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guess he just read himself and figured out he’d been hanging up there yesterday. Sentient inspirational messages can become problematic.
Screw Santa, my hot salty fries and coffee will be cold by the time he gets here (and probably full of reindeer hair). Best my husband gets himself a big sack (preferrably filled with gold) and does the honors.
I hope Santa has a huge present for you as well – you certainly deserve it !!!!
Sucks about the quote falling down – clearly it’s had enough for this year too.
xox
At first I thought you were attributing the quote to Emmett from Lego movie….
Take the quote out of the frame, glue it to the wall with wallpaper paste, then glue the frame around it. Permanent fix!
Emerson might be going for a bit of emphasis. Timely fall? I’ve been beating myself with the past… Heavy on my heart and mind. Heavy on your wall, that message.
I think you deserve more than one giant sack from Santa. I’m thinking 6 giant Nubian elves with proportional giant sacks (take that however you like).
At least it didn’t fall on your head. You must be thankful for small mercies Kelley.
Hehe – Santas HUGE sack – heheheh *snort*
i am over this year too,it’s been the shittest year EVER I hope you get a huge sack of presents Kelley I don’t even care if I get anything Xx