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Even Emerson is all ‘Meh, fuck it’

by Kelley

in meh, tiny pieces of my mind, whiney mcwhinerson

emerson quote

This quote normally hangs on my wall beside my bed to help me forget that days particular fuckers and not spend my entire night plotting the demise of my enemies stewing over little things or trying to fix the problems of the world.

It is first thing I see as I open my eyes and look to my left, to forget yesterdays worries and grasp the possibilities of today with both hands with vigour and enthusiasm.  FIVE FEET HIGH.

Or some such shit.

Or even just stop fucking whining for five fucking seconds OMG KELLEY.

On Sunday we heard an almighty crack and found it like this.

fallen

Fuck it.  Even Emerson has given up on me.

He is all ‘shit is too heavy man’

I am feeling ya.

Roll on the holidays.

Santa better have a HUGE fucking sack this year.

I mean it dude, I am SO over this year.

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{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jodie o'regan December 11, 2014 at 4:15 pm

guess he just read himself and figured out he’d been hanging up there yesterday. Sentient inspirational messages can become problematic.

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2 Marita December 11, 2014 at 4:19 pm

Screw Santa, my hot salty fries and coffee will be cold by the time he gets here (and probably full of reindeer hair). Best my husband gets himself a big sack (preferrably filled with gold) and does the honors.

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3 Me December 11, 2014 at 5:27 pm

I hope Santa has a huge present for you as well – you certainly deserve it !!!!
Sucks about the quote falling down – clearly it’s had enough for this year too.
xox

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4 Fiona December 11, 2014 at 5:43 pm

At first I thought you were attributing the quote to Emmett from Lego movie….

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5 river December 11, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Take the quote out of the frame, glue it to the wall with wallpaper paste, then glue the frame around it. Permanent fix!

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6 Anne December 11, 2014 at 9:44 pm

Emerson might be going for a bit of emphasis. Timely fall? I’ve been beating myself with the past… Heavy on my heart and mind. Heavy on your wall, that message.

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7 Char December 12, 2014 at 8:41 am

I think you deserve more than one giant sack from Santa. I’m thinking 6 giant Nubian elves with proportional giant sacks (take that however you like).

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8 Pinky Poinker December 12, 2014 at 10:46 am

At least it didn’t fall on your head. You must be thankful for small mercies Kelley.

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9 mrshanksy December 12, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Hehe – Santas HUGE sack – heheheh *snort*

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10 Lisa Mckenzie December 12, 2014 at 8:24 pm

i am over this year too,it’s been the shittest year EVER I hope you get a huge sack of presents Kelley I don’t even care if I get anything Xx

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