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My weekend: In pictures and status updates. And one pick stolen from the internet, but they stole it from Pixar so it totally doesn’t count.

by Kelley

in whiney mcwhinerson

Prelude: I overdid it last week because HELLO I AM FUCKING SUPERWOMAN, and also because I actually forget and…

nemo

Fuck you, Marlin.  Fuck you sideways…

My first FB update.  Sometime between 8.30 and 9.30am, sending subliminal messages to MPS while he was out with Boo at swimming lessons.

doona day

Exhibit one.

soft bedding

Picture of my softest wonderful doona cover and a cheeky dimple from Boo.  Missing: donuts.

 

no donuts

Fuck Kate Gosselin is a twat.  But I bet that bitch gets donuts.

2 hours later.

bed

 

Same picture but cropped to look different. Lazy…

Missing: Donuts.

Rinse repeat for hours and hours and I shall save you the finger scrolls by not posting more pics of my OMGSOSOFTILOVEITSO bedding.

HUZZAH!  SHE RISES!

moved to the lounge

To sit on the couch under a doona to watch a movie.  With Johnny Depp.  Which was a little bit shit.

(To clarify: The movie starred Johnny Depp.  I watched it with MPS.  Who, in the right light and if you squint a little, looks nothing like Johnny Depp.)

Missing from pic: Donuts.

Then, finally, after hours and hours of pointing out the medicinal properties of a chocolate iced jam donut…

donut

I gobbled that shit up like a supermodel at the end of a runway and then went to bed.

Sunday I arose bright and perky and slightly pain hungover but was not about to let that deter me as IT IS RESPITE DAY LETS GET SHIT DONE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Clean the house before the respite worker comes lest he notice that people actually live here!

Brunch!

buuuuurp

Officeworks, Bunnings and electrical stores!

shopping!

When the respite 2 hours was up, we swung by and picked up Boo to join eighty-four million other parents squeezing in back to school, grocery, Bastille Day celebrations shopping!

shopping too!

When we returned and the clothes were tried on and shopping put away, it was back on the couch unable to move with back to school shit to do and unwashed fucking hair for work tomorrow.

back on the lounge

Oh Nemo. You never learn.

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Tagged as: fibro sucks, finding Nemo

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Me July 14, 2014 at 8:44 am

So glad you eventually got your donut !!!! I was thinking it wasn’t going to happen at the beginning of your post !
I think you should teach my husband how to shop so quickly – he loves strolling around the shops and I just want to get in and get out and back home !!!
Have the best week you can and I hope that you are relatively pain free today.
Me xox

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2 Fiona July 14, 2014 at 10:25 am

I’m also relieved she got the donut!!

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3 Kelley July 20, 2014 at 4:12 pm

now I want another one.

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4 Char July 14, 2014 at 9:51 am

That day in bed looks divine. I might have to replicate that – minus the pure white doona cover. Not even the small amount of white on mine is remotely whitish any more.

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5 Kelley July 20, 2014 at 4:13 pm

if it wasn’t for bleach, neither would mine. MPS sweats like a fucking racehorse.

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6 Lady Jewels Diva July 14, 2014 at 11:40 am

Mmmmmm…….donuts……. I’m drooling like Homer Simpson.

My tv remote looks EXACTLY like yours, they must be a universal style!

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7 Kelley July 20, 2014 at 4:15 pm

totally is. Alas I only know how to turn the tv on and change the channel and the volume… fuck knows what MPS has programmed the other buttons to do…

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8 river July 14, 2014 at 2:30 pm

After all that pain and hinting you got one donut? ONE? Tsk Tsk, should have been at least two.
I don’t like the jam ones so much, I prefer the custard filling.
I LOVE Officeworks and could probably spend a whole day just browsing the aisles.

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9 Veggie Mama July 17, 2014 at 9:51 am

Sah jealous of your bastille day celebrations. You better invite me to your thanksgiving or I’m cracking skulls.

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10 Kelley July 20, 2014 at 4:16 pm

you commented on the wrong post.

dickhead.

Good thing I adore you.

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11 Veggie Mama July 21, 2014 at 11:46 am

“When the respite 2 hours was up, we swung by and picked up Boo to join eighty-four million other parents squeezing in back to school, grocery, Bastille Day celebrations shopping!”

BITE ME, ASSHOLE.

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