If a birthday is not acknowledged on the interwebs did it really happen?
It was MPS’s birthday yesterday and I didn’t write a blog post.
Nor did I announce it on any of my social media platforms.
There was cake, but I didn’t bake it (for the first time EVER) and there was no Instagramming of that shit.
Dinner was had, which I DID make, but as above, it was not shared with the world.
As requested I made a metric arsetonne of Bogan Burgers and that is a store bought (OMG THE HORROR) mud cake with artfully arranged strawberries which was the best I could do one handed.
And anyway, it is still his birthday somewhere in the world so I kinda not suck as much.
Happy Birthday MPS. You are so lucky to have me.