Cake I should have had if I wasn’t so fucking lazy {AND HOT! OMG IT IS HOTTER THAN SATANS ARSECRACK UP IN HERE} to bake a cake. Or if I, you know, liked cake and shit.
Container I SHALL be drinking my celebratory {virgin} margaritas in while at work just to make the day a little more special.
And to mess with my bosses mind. HUGE MWAH to Nic for sending me this piece of awesome fabulousness.
Unicorn Poop Cookies, lovingly made for me {and transported hours by train} by my pseudo daughter RingInRanga aka Ally. EDIBLE. FUCKING. GLITTER. I love that girl.
For dinner. Motorboat style.
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Great pics. About all those fries: what the hell?
IKR? But come on, you totally want to do it.
The unicorn poop cookies are fabulous. Happy Motherfucking Birthday!
they are aren’t they? I was so surprised and overwhelmed that she made them for me.
Hapeeee Birthdaaaaay!
MWAH!
wooooo!make it brilliant!
alas no… but I am already planning next year.
Happy birthday!!
thanks beautiful x
Happy Birthday
Do not eat all those fries, you’ll get greasy fingerprints on your nice new pressies xx
well it is a good thing I didn’t get any then…
I. Want. Those. Fries.
And it’s only 10am… FFS.
Happy birthday to one of the coolest women in the world.
I am commissioning you NOW for my obituary.
Happy Birthday, Lady Cool.
I am getting that tattooed on my arse.
Your birthday? Can it be? Surely not. Today is my anniversary. Oh yeah… John’s too. 24 years.
Say! It would be really handy if you were 24 years old as well and then it would be easy for me to remember not only your birthday but how old you are!
Yeah! Let’s do that!
Happy Birthday, sweet cheeks!
no problems. I can do 24. Dunno how my 21 year old will feel about it though…
Happy Anniversary!
Happy Birthday Kelley!
Hope today is pure awesomeness xxx
thankyou my friend.
x
Happy birthday! May your awesomeness continue to know no bounds.
I just ooooze awesomeness. Heh.
x
Happy Motherfucking birthday honey!!
this made my day, you saying motherfucking.
LOVE IT!
Happy motherfucking birthday to you, happy motherfucking birthday to you, happy motherfucking birthday to Magneto Bold too-oo, happy motherfucking birthday to you. Hip hip…. hoofuckingray!!!
I need this as my ringtone. Thanks sweetie.
I’m coming to your birthday dinner. I’ll bring the salt – it’s multi-functional – for the fries and the margaritas.
Happy Birthday lovely xxx
see, you are always the thinker.
x
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIATCH
thanks gorgeous.
Happy Birthday to you awesome lady.
May your year be full of much love,health and happiness.Xx
Oh PLEASE. Yes. Love health and happiness.
And fuckloads of cash.
Hope you’ve had a biatching birthday!
heh. I am going to get that made into a sign.
Happy bday biatch!! I find it very disconcerting that you don’t like cake! What is WRONG with you? Also, those fries are FREAKING me out. So many! Like, just all piled up there! In piles! Who knew this was even an option????
PILES OF FRIES! Heaven.
Yup, hate cake. Yuk. LOVE donuts though.
Edible glitter.
Also useful for decorating your pets.
Love, so much love for the unicorn poop cookies. And the thoughtfulness behind them.
I wonder if you ate the entire bottle your OWN poop would be glittery?
Best to experiment on your pets first.
Happy Birthday Kelley! So what’s in the cyber lolly bag?
clinkers and red liquorice.
Ommmm nommm nommm
That’s a lot of fries.
A LOT
i like the unicorn poop cookies, I’ll have to try and make those.
they are so freaking cool. If you do, let me know!
Happy birthday honey!!
thank you sweetness xx
Awwwwwww! Hooray! Happy Birthday! Stay fabulous!
only if you do too.
x
OMG those chips! It’s a bed of chips! If it wouldn’t ruin the eating fun I would be rolling around in those babies for sure!
Happy Birthday, hope the day was grand and your poop was as awesome as those unicorn poop cakes after eating them! I wish I could shit glitter, then I’d really freak my husband out!
shitting glitter would be pretty amazing.
I am sure that is the ONLY thing Boo hasn’t tried to ingest and excrete.
happy (belated) birthday gorgeous!
love the glitter and my eyes will never be the same after seeing those fries!
hope The Universe was kind and showered you with love, presents and cider xx
MWAH. The Universe will make up for it next year.
Happy birthday for the other day Kel I missed it in between some part of craziness over here. Hope you had an awesome day. Sending loads of love and alcohol.
thanks lovely
More than a touch late, since life has been so joyous lately that I couldn’t keep up with reading all my favourite blogs. Anyway,
Fappy HotherMucking Birthday.
bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaa… for some reason that really tickled my fancy.
x