I am now an advice columnist.
Sure, I offered to do it and maybe no one else cared to do it but they said sure and I am now internet qualified to fix your life and operate on your dog.
Maybe not the second one.
Or the first one come to think about it.
Even though I am totally qualified and shit.
See? Totes legit.
Regardless, I am over at The Shake today announcing my new status.
Come on over, submit your questions and maybe I can teach you how to be as fabulous as me.
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Best thing evahhhh! How excitement…
Ha! Love it. I’m so popping over to ask for your words of wisdom…
Have fun with that. I’m sure you’ll be great!
First, let me apologise for my crass comment on a previous post. It did not come over as sympathetic to the difficulties that you face every day. The only reason I wrote it is because I have wondered on many occasions why you write stuff about people, fully aware (because you are not a fool) that they are likely to read your very visible blog. (I don’t know who has felt the need to point out your potential lack of anonymity because it wasn’t me. Also, if the big, bad thing is something private then that is your call)
I’m not a food fascist and have even been known to eat bacon from time to time. It’s just that I feel healthier and happier if I eat the good stuff.
I reckon that my comment was aggressive enough to trigger a closely knit group of your supporters into lambasting me and maybe I deserved it but you can defend yourself. You don’t need a cosy clique. You can be hilarious all by yourself.
Myself, I am on the autistic spectrum.I still struggle every day to say the right things and not to upset anybody. I stay well by living well and I know it was very difficult for my mum when I was growing up. Still is, and I know I am not like your son who is obviously very loved. You take care of him well.
I got your email this morning. Three times it went in my junk box. Is that hilarious?
congratulations! love the little pic you have there – very sexyilicious indeed!
Aunty Mb2 – has a nice ring to it xx
Well woo hoo, look at you now! Qualified Therapist. Very fancy shmancy
I shall make sure I check out your words of wisdom, oh learned one. xx
You are going to be awesome at that!
I know this for a fact.
A certified Life Fixer Upper?
over here we just call those people mum.
I’m impressed that you could operate on my dog though.
Not that I have one, but if I did….
Do I need to hold up my sarcasm sign?
*Waving arm and hand in the air (like I just don’t care) *
Fix me!
Fix ME!
Wait….I didn’t mean that in a Dog Operation way….
I seriously need a life fixer-upperer. And my dog is in need of an operation. I shall be calling on your services post-haste!
well of course you can do aLL that! Just make sure you take care of yourself first… the old “put the mask on you and then help others” applies here. Then fix away. I’m ready for your marVelous advice!
No River, you don’t need to hold up your sarcasm sign. I see sarcasm every day and this lady writes everything tongue in cheek. So even an aspie like me can recognise sarcasm. I know this post is a joke but it’s just not very funny.
I used to be 97kgs. Now I am 80kg and I am happier. That is all.
Another thing, what is the bet that you are some skinny health conscious creature yourself? Odds on I reckon.
This lady has had a stroke and she has a son who needs her. She is always writing about fries and burgers and cakes. If she is being sarcastic or making it all up then she doesn’t need to worry about fools like me who think she is being serious.
Not a skinny health conscious creature at all. Short and fat, that’s me.
I know about Kelley and Boo and the strokes………the “sarcasm sign” was more in reference to our favourite TV show.
This is going to be hilarious. Jump on folks for a crazy ride.