I am now an advice columnist.
Sure, I offered to do it and maybe no one else cared to do it but they said sure and I am now internet qualified to fix your life and operate on your dog.
Maybe not the second one.
Or the first one come to think about it.
Even though I am totally qualified and shit.
See? Totes legit.
Regardless, I am over at The Shake today announcing my new status.
Come on over, submit your questions and maybe I can teach you how to be as fabulous as me.