Last year a few of my detractors crawled out from under their rocks and instead of emailing me their venom, they chose to post them in my comments. Which is all fine and good, I WRITE CRAP ON THE INTERNET for my own amusement and not everyone is going to love me.
I KNOW, shocking.
But then when someone wanders over on Boxing Day - clearly after spending the Christmas period alone and bitter – and abuses me, my child and then threatens to shoot my husband it is just not fucking funny anymore.
ESPECIALLY when after a little googling by one of my friends discovers his home address and phone number (really fucking stupid idea to have your full name as your hotmail account Robert) he then wanders over to some of my friends blogs to abuse me in THEIR comments or feign innocence and that there is an evil faker going about pretending to be him.
With the same email and IP.
Few sausages short of a ‘fat moll ugly cunt’ aren’t you Robert?
Anyway, it got me thinking. This is fucking bullshit.
My workplace is fucking bullshit.
People that just want to pretend that I am fine and the strokes were nothing more than an excuse to take some time off and walk down stairs funny are fucking bullshit.
Trying to please everyone that lands here is fucking bullshit.
I am taking my blog back, I am writing what I want, when I want with as much fucking swearing as I fucking want and if I decide to delete your comment because you have nothing CONSTRUCTIVE to say, I fucking will. I still stand by my policy of not deleting anyone who disagrees with me or even wants to let me know they don’t particularly care for me, but fuckers like Robert can suck my imaginary flaccid male appendage.
as an aside: the previous post was NOT about the GOMI forum and my blog being snarked about for like TWO SECONDS by people that clearly have either never read my blog so had no fucking clue, bitches that have been abusing me in my comments/email for ages and didn’t get the acknowledgement that they thought they deserved, or actually had something to say but in a snarky way (the latter I am taking on board and may address in the future. If I feel like it. See previous paragraph)
but it COULD be about someone who I know is on that forum. OR NOT.
I am taking my working life back, I will do what I can to the best of my ability and I will not apologise. I have the law AND their doctors on my side. They can play all the mind games they want they will not break me.
Again.
As much.
I am taking my life back, I will only do things that make me happy and are worthwhile so looks like the boys of the house will be peeing outside cause scrubbing piss off the floor and walls didn’t make the cut. NOTE TO SELF: Buy a lemon tree or get plumbing installed in the cubby house.
This is not one of those ‘year of me’ posts. God knows I have tried and failed at that shit – see last year – I am just not going to take anyones bullshit any more – see the previous post for a taste – and if I have to scream from the rooftops I fucking well will.
I am taking control of what I can and flipping the bird at the rest.
I am taking it ALL back.
And it is going to be good.
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Good on you x Hope you reported Robert the douchebag x
Hellz, yes. Power to you, hun. With you all the way. xxx
Good for you. I’m all for debate, but outright abuse doesn’t need to be tolerated by anyone, regardless of whether or not you put yourself out there. I looked at that post, and think you handled it well.
It’s not going to be good…it’s going to be fucking awesome! People who aren’t afraid to say fuck are my favourite kind of people. I was first drawn to your blog because of your love of the word fuck. Keep rocking it and for every douchehog there will 100 amazeballs people who love you, fucks and all.
Good for you Kelley! Where do these freaks come from?
I recently deleted an IG pic because it offended someone. I got a flurry of DMs from this person who has now lost all respect for me and apparently it’s because of people like me that she feels she can’t leave her own house. WTF.
I will never delete anything again! Fuck em and Fuck Robert too.
… what?! for serious?
uh-huh!
Geez, come to leave a comment on Kelley’s blog and find myself being laughed at AGAIN.
So, a bunch of people are laughing at a picture of a woman with hairy legs, saying she looks like a man, and I’m the ‘freak’ for standing up and saying it’s not okay?!
Sarah, if you want to keep this going, I’d prefer you’d email me like an adult, instead of laughing about me far and wide.
I am not laughing at you. The original comment I made here stated I was upset with deleting something I didn’t have a problem with and I will no longer do that. I also didn’t do or say any of the things you accuse me of. I wish you well! Let it go.
P.S Sorry Kelley that this is on your fabulous post, feel free to delete it!
I have no idea what is going on here girls, I hope you can work this out.
Whoohooooo!
I feel like taking up cheerleading just to express my delight with you and this!
Loving the strength in your words beautiful lady.
So good to read that you are taking control and taking it ALL back.
I know it will be good because doing what makes you happy can only bring good.More power to you.x
Onya xx
I missed the last post but I’m loving the Fierce (with a capital mother-f’ing F) in this post. <3
I also know one of the people on that FORUM and know that if people found out it was her they'd be awfully pissed to find out they'd been so supportive to said person.
Spill. you can’t just drop a little bombshell like that Melissa and then walk away.
I was wondering about this, they seem to have a lot of inside info
Yes, I agree. Those anonymous bitches should be named and shamed.
Yeaahhhhh! You are my idol xx
Good on you Kelley – hopefully this will be the start of reclaiming your life and blog again!
Be a good girl. We are told. So we be good. And expect that as a result of our goodness something good will come our way. A cookie for eg. And decades pass and there is no chookie. There will never be a cookie. And we have to say fuck this shit. There’s no cookie. I’m not being good any more. I’m being me.
I want a chookie cookie! Or is that a chicky bikkie?
I’ll be right with you. I still maintain fuckers should not be allowed access to the internet. Snark, yes. Vitriol and cruelty, no. (so GOMI can SOMI but Robert can FOAD).
“GOMI can SOMI but Robert can FOAD”. LOVE!
HA we could sort of make a song out of it…
but if no fuckers were allowed on the internet, how would we feel superior?
Totally with you on this one. Sometimes, the dummy simply has to be spat.
Yay you!
people never fail to disappoint me but then others fucking shine like a big old glitter fucked star. YOU are the latter.
Oh! I am so enamoured of your phrase, “Glitter fucked star”. Made my morning.
not so much of the old, thanks… heh.
welcome to the sisterhood. Or as I told Eden, eat all the food, fuck your palate
“I am taking control of what I can and flipping the bird at the rest.
I am taking it ALL back.
And it is going to be good.”
Awesomeness!
Good on you darling. Taking it back. What a great feeling. Congrats beautiful. For what it’s worth I’m so proud of you. Hugs and kisses. MTA.
Hurrah. Cheering. If you stood up in federal parliament and said that people would be watching all over the world and cheering. Xx
Bloody brilliant. It is, after all, no one but yours to take.
I am so with you. Let the awesomeness commence!
Power to you Kelley. You fucking rock. Love reading what you have to say.
Bloody brilliant post Kelley
Carol
Wow – I just thought I had better find out what the hell GOMI was before I actually commented here in case I had no idea what I was talking about. I could spent hours on there and still not have a fucking clue what motivates people to post shit like that.
boredom? Cowardice?
I say plant a lemon tree AND install plumbing in the cubbyhouse.
(I’m ignoring all the rest because I don’t have a clue what’s going on and probably don’t need to)
does it change the taste of the lemons though? For better or worse?
Go you. I think you rock.
Thank fucking Christ – about time we got the old Kelley back!
Hugs and kisses to you babe, stick it to them!
she pops her head in occasionally. I keep her under lock and key lest she explode the internet or become popular or something.
Good for you. Fuck em all sideways. And their little dogs too.
Looking forward to seeing you taking the clue-bat into work.
I missed reading your charming little troll on Boxing Day. I loved your knight in shining armour’s retort!
me too ! MPS’S reply made me pig snort like the klassy bitch that I am.
Robert wasn’t too pleased though was he?
Fucking moron.
I love how Robert has been awfully quiet since you found out his home address.. Not so trigger happy now, eh ?
Road trip to make a personal appearance at his front door ? Who’s in ?
you go, girl. bugger robert. what worries me are the work colleagues who are so uneducated about strokes and how they can affect you. Ignorant peasants!
Be true to thine self. AND buy more shoes. XO
The problem is I don’t LOOK different.
If I was in a wheelchair or some shit then maybe I would get some understanding. Probably not. But maybe.
What a complete and utter arsewipe!
This year is going to be awesome, because we will make it so. Am I right?
*fist bump*
Yeeehaaaar! You are awesome. Always and Forever.
Now that’s what I want to read in a blog! Go you!
You are nicer than me, after reading what was written on that Boxing Day post, I would have called the cops! Death Threats are serious business!
Yay, good on you for taking back control! On another note, seeing how you have this idjit’s details, why not drop a little complaint into the boys in blue coz I’m sure threatening to shoot someone’s husband via the internet is illegal these days…..
I mean, *threatening* via the internet, not *shooting* via the internet :/
I always liked you best when you were feisty and cussing. Reminds me of me. And Robert, well I hope something smelly and green starts oozing out of an orifice of his. Preferably an orifice located on his lower half. Jerkface arsehole.
I aspire to be you. Or Shannon.
Same thing really.
x
YEAAA KELLEY! GET ‘UM GIRL!
you tell em. Good on you.
Good for you!!!
Can I marry you? I need a lot if that attitude and no-nonsense you’ve got.
Yeah, I’m already married but what the heck, let’s break some boundaries, shall we
Love it!!!
I fucking LOVE you!
Fuck yeah!
You’ve got this offender’s name, address, and phone number but you just make a big noise about him here?
Go around there and see what you get.
Because Geoff: why would someone want to visit a fouls mouthed unstable troll that threatens to shoot people? That’s not smart, or brave, or even profitable (!) – that’s stupid.
Thankyou antiGeoff, yes that is the correct thing to do.
Also, Geoff, how do you know this is all I have done? Clearly I am not going to go to the dickheads house. Well not personally anyway.
I have PEOPLE to do shit like that for me. Obviously you are new here.
Kelley, I second (or eighty-fourth!) what everyone else has said – if you have this guys details, forward them on to the boys in blue. Threats need to be taken seriously, even when typed by a sad little man in a dark room.
Onomotopoeia to you lady
Yep, report that guy pronto. What a dick.
Yes. We will be behind you all the way.
x
you just redefined awesome!
and i’m stealing your idea of boys pee’ing outside – one problem solved right there!
big hugs to you lovely lady, i can see this crap can really hurt
xx
Fuck yeah! Fuck them! Fuck it! Fuck you! hang on… I got a little excited and tried to combine *fuck* with *yay* and *you* and looks like it didnt’ work out too well. I also got my cheerleading on but i’m far too clumsy for that so I’m just going to slowly put my pom-poms down and walk away and go do something less dangerous. My point is, I think you are fuckign awesome! And the trolls are probably just jealous that you have a much bigger readership and better sponsorship than they ever will.
I don’t understand trolls. I don’t understand the joy in being mean to others. I don’t understand why anyone thinks they can take a big ass dump on another person’s blog without consequences.
Your blog! Your words! You have the right to delete any fucking comment you want!
ONOMATOPOEIA BABE!
Take it by the reigns and ride it hard girl, HARD!
Fucking A xxx
You know, offhand I don’t know what Austrailian law is, or whether this loser Robert even lives in Australia, but here what he did would be considered a “terrorist” threat, and you could copy it, give it to the local police, and they could determine if there was something called “Time, Place, and Manner” to where the threat could be considered credible (eg he was knowledgeable/near as to where you live and could technically carry out his threat) and Robert could get into a LOT of trouble.
You know, offhand.
Write like nobody’s reading is my motto.
Fuck the haters. Just be you. Cos you rock!
Word!
Fuck the fuckers and may their knickers be infested with the crabs from a thousand douche bags.
Mwah!
This is why you rock girl.
Brilliant! Bravo! Wild applause! This is why we love you so. Write on, sister!
Woohoo. You go babes xx
Right fucking on, sister. Right fucking on.
What is WRONG with some people? He definitely needs a different hobby, being a douchecanoe is taken.
OH LOVE IT!
There really are some total fucktards out there eh? What a dick.
x
Meg (previously of Mind of a Mad Woman)
What is wrong with some people! X