Fuckyou is so a word.
I have not made any resolutions this year per se…
Just the same old same old:
Be awesome.
Don’t die.
You know just the standard.
And now adding Billionaire.
Cause, aim high, I say.
What is your word of the year? And you can’t have mine or YOLO. Cause if you say YOLO you are fucking BANNED FROM THE INTERNET OMG.
EDITED TO ADD: Thank fuck most of my readers are intelligent to NOT know what YOLO means.
It stands for You Only Live Once and is said by fuckknuckles doing dickheadery things to justify their stupidity.
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My word of the year shall be Pavlova, because finding my Christmas sadly Pavlova free I have decided to dedicate this year to making the perfect pav. Thus 2013 The Year of Pavlova!
But I’m going to start tomorrow, or maybe the day after, or the day after that because it is too fucking hot to move.
fucking love you. Even though I hate pavlova. Well the sticky foamy stuff in the middle anyway.
The foam stuff is pretty icky. I tend to eat around it. Mini pavs are best because you get most of the crunchy goodness on the outside.
I love popcorn chicken for the same reason
YOLOMOFO!!
BANNED FROM THE INTERNET!
I am so uncool I had to google what the hell yolo was!!
I just did a little giggle-wee in my undies.
giggle-wee is now a word of 2013.
oh well I’ve gone and done my word on my blog. I was going to choose fuckyou but I thought that was two words put together as one, defeating the whole one word thing that is going on, thus causing me anxiety because I can’t even get the one word thing right because I was going to actually choose two words instead of the one, oh crap I’m confused…
Maybe we should include ‘runonsentence’ cause we both love a bit of that.
Maybe chocolate? And wine?
Nope, not even those. This word of the year thing doesn’t speak to me at all. Just don’t get it.
Unless my word can be buzz off jerk.
Mine shall be feck, because I don’t want to fecking swear so much and I have decided that feck is an acceptable substitute for fuck. That won’t get me banned will it?
Pantaloons, mofo!
I fucking love you.
My word for 2013 is uggler. One of those damn Americans wearing Ugg boots they got whilst touristing down under…
Jesus fuck a duck VE! You still around?
HUZZAH!
Damn straight. I’m like a virus…I lie dormant, lurking, waiting for my time to create mayhem again! Oh…and I finally made it to Australia last Sep/Oct. Had I been in Victoria I would have looked you up but alas went to Sydney and then up to Cannes/Cape Trib area. That finally wraps up visiting all the populated continents. I could go freeze my arse off and take pictures of penguins crapping poop cubes to say I’ve been to them all…but really? There are no fruity rum drinks in Antarctica! Case closed…
‘Ballsack’.
Closely followed by ‘inspiration’ and ‘motivation’.
maybe ‘cleanyourroom’ or ‘buyyourmotherlotsofgifts’ should feature heavily?
My word is Absolut. No I didn’t spell absolute wrong…I’m talking about the vodka variety.
What on earth is a Yolo? I feel about a hundred having to ask that lol.
All this talk about word for the year is quietly driving me insane
I will not be choosing a word
I will be choosing ALL the words
Every single one in the dictionary
Just in case
Actually, I would like to add “asos” to my list of every single word in the dictionary – on days when all those words don’t cut it – asos will
My word is simple, to go with my head
I still don’t know what YOLO means. I saw something about it on telly the other day cos some idiot wanted to trademark it or something. Anyway, I’ve forgotten it now. Year Of Living Orderly? Yes Or Less Other? Your Outrageous Lousy Opinion?
I haven’t thought of a word for the year. My 4 year old is obsessed wit the word ‘fuck’. Not great parenting on my part. At least I’ve told him to say F-word. But that is probably too much too. This year I will just aim to swear less.
V.
You Obviously Like Owls
My word shall be ‘pronk’. According to a quiz in the Sydney Morning Herald today, it means ‘to move forwards in leaps and bounds’.
Just the word, mind you. With my level of athleticism, I shall leave actual pronking to others, such as my seven-year-old.
Sheep pronk. But only when they are little lambs. So leaving the pronking to your 7 year old is appropriate.
Tough one eh? To find a word to best sum up something unknown. Well not completely unknown We’ve lived through nearly 1% of 2013. Long enough sample to go summing it up in a word? I don’t know how to answer that. So um VERB. Verb whenever you can.
My word is Sleep.
I want more of it.
Lots more of it.
I’m wasting too much time waiting around at bus stops, when I should be sleeping.
Or napping.
Ice would be another word choice, maybe it will help me feel cooler in the heatwave we’re currently having.
ME. That is my focus for 2013. Time for me. Time to get healthy, time to feel pretty, time to be well…. Me.
My mother taught me long ago that the best way to be a good mother to my child is by being good to me as well.
Mine is “fuzzball”, because he’s everywhere and usually on me!
Fuckyou is my second favorite word. It follows closely behind shitfuckdamn,yo.
Oh god, YOLO? Really? Lame.
Happy new year Kel!
I found this pic before that said ‘Do Epic Shit’. Assuming it’s not referring to anyone’s toileting habits, then I wouldn’t mind that being my 2013 resolution.
My word is going to be No. Because all the positivity, yes-minded bullshit is driving me up the wall. So no it is. As in No, that shitty chain email about love and friendship doesn’t make me feel all fluffy, it actually makes me feel homicidal so watch the fuck out. No, I am not going to stop myself eating that entire banana bread all by myself. No, i’m not going to be polite and go to your bbq and act all socially acceptable because I’d honestly rather dig my own eyes out with a spoon. No, i’m not joining in your conversation about that numbarsed motivational book everyone is reading because I haven’t read it and I’m not fucking going to read it because it is bullshite… and no, I do not think it’s ironic because I do need to become a better person. Wow. I have so many examples of how I will be using the word no in 2013. Bring it on, biatches.
Had to google the ‘y’ word.
No word for me this year. Though I would like: money, sex and a slim body.
Please. (Oh, perhaps that should be my word!)
In all seriousness, I’d just like to settle into my new life and like myself a bit more.
Deb
xx
I don’t have a word, more of a phrase. Last year it was ‘Fuck this Shit!’ This year it is ‘Get Shit Done!’
I am also trying to cut down on exclamation points.
Fuckin YOLO my reincarnated arse.
xx
I may have to steal your words: ” Be awesome. Don’t die.” Can’t do much better than these.
Peacock. At least that’s what my 6 yo says before he rolls on the ground laughing his arse off…
My word for the year is “no”.
Cos I am going to say it to my brain everytime it says “Wow, that would be fun/good/interesting/an excellent way to give back to the community, I’ma gunna do it!”.
I will tell it, “No. You are already overcommitted and see those committments through before getting into anything new.”
Here’s to a year of not being overwhelmed!
Continue Being Awesome!