My family tells me I am hard to buy for.
I hardly think that’s true, but because they don’t listen to the hints I drop all year and I have the memory of a gnat with a head injury we have got to 3 sleeps before the Fat Dude arrives with nothing
demanded requested from me.
So I am wracking my stroke addled brain for something I would like.
But besides a new car, a house, the winning lottery numbers, a coach bag, a MacBook Air and if we could all get along like we used to in middle school
I am at a loss.
I would be happy with an extended beach holiday, liposuction, a puppy and diamond earrings if it was thrust upon me.
You know, to be grateful. All those poor starving people in Africa not knowing it is Christmas and all…
But in the REAL WORLD I want stupid shit like a tidy house, to never have to clean a toilet again, Boo to say I love you Mummy and a few things that MPS knows about but I won’t publish here cause The Damn Emos are reading and they really don’t need to know that shit.
MPS the hardware store shuts at 7pm. *wink wink*
And maybe a couple of bottles of Patron Tequila and hot salty fries.
But these requests make my family roll their eyes back into their heads until they tip over, so I must come up with something easy to obtain and absolutely wonderful.
That costs like 5 bucks and a button.
What is on your Christmas List and can I steal some ideas to save my family some grief?