Every year we berate Boo until he finally writes a letter to Santa.
One year he requested the entire population of Japan.
Another he threatened to set himself on fire if his demands were not met.
And every year he asks for something that I cannot obtain here in Bumfuck Nowhere.
I am still traumatised by the Hyper Dash incident.
So this year he wrote his list, and like every fucking year it was full of shit I just can’t get here.
I mortgaged a kidney for the working Shinkenger Shodophone (poor Too got him an ‘inferior’ one for his birthday and he has been pissed about it ever since. IT IS NOT THE COLLECTABLE ONE ON YOUTUBE MUM!)
Have yet to find some suitable Lego or Nerf gun as he already owns half of them ever made and NEEEEEEEEEDS the other half regardless of whether he will play with them or not. Might leave that to rellies to stress over.
And I am trying to ignore the teletubbies and Blues Clues toys because, well they just don’t make that shit any more. Related: He is 14.
I went on a hunt for the Annoying Orange toys under sufferance because OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE CLIPS?!?!!? They are really really really really freaking annoying.
But, because I am a kind and caring and fucking AWESOME mother I contacted Moose and promised ALL OF THE THINGS if they could provide me with the most annoying item on Boo’s wish list.
And they did.
Because they (and Meitta) are AWESOME.
Ask me on Christmas morning about 10 minutes after he has opened them.
You squeeze them and they talk. Those freaky faced bastards TALK and I know they will eat your face off when you are sleeping.
LOOK AT THEIR FACES OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I think I will give them to him from us. Bugger Santa getting all the credit.
Bastard gets all the glory.
And can take the blame when he asks where the Apple is.
Bloody Santa, dropping the ball. WAY TO RUIN CHRISTMAS SANTA!
If you want to annoy the living shit out of yourself go here for the youtube clips of the most annoying thing since The Crazy Frog.
I may or may not got lost in there watching the Gangnam Style and Dumb Ways to Die parodies. Help me.
What is the most annoying thing you have given your kids for Christmas
just to shut them the hell up cause you love them THAT much?