Now, as you know, I am partial to a little Christmas decorating.
And every room gets a little touch of the season.
But to paraphrase Kenny Everett – all done in the best possible taste.
This year my bedroom is sans tree, and because we just redecorated (still haven’t found the perfect – read: cheap – black shades for the bedside lamps) keeping with the current colour scheme.
A wreath tied with a pretty silver bow above the bed.
A shiny sequinned pillow to tie in with JUST JACK down the hall.
Ignore the reflection in the ball. It is just my assistant ‘Triangle Shaped Body’ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
And a lovely bowl of silver and white balls beside the bed that I constantly knock over when trying to turn off the alarm in the morning.
Have you decorated your bedroom? Why the fuck not?