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The Bathroom Tree™

by Kelley

in Christmas

The Bathroom Tree™ is a tradition in Chez Magnetobold ever since the first Bathroom Tree tickled our tooshies way back when…

Oh First Bathroom Tree, may you rest as mulch.  I adored you.

Ever since then the bathroom hasn’t been so pine fresh but damn it makes a racket.

BELLS!

And it is rather convenient as now I can hear the bells tinkling when Boo is in the toilet and I can scream out lovingly remind him to piss in the motherfucking toilet or wipe his arse with toilet paper and not the fucking wall.

Man, Bathroom Tree™ you are looking mighty dishevelled there.  And bald.  Hmmm… are you missing a FUCK TONNE OF BELLS OMG BOO IS NOTHING SACRED?

Well if he has eaten them at least we will hear him coming…

Michael Jackson Santa is still my favouritist of my Santas.

Some say I am mad.

Some say that two trees in the bathroom is a tad excessive…

I need a mini Michael Jackson Santa for the Mini Me Tree.

I say, Bathroom Trees™ are perfectly acceptable.

Now a tree in the laundry might me a little over the top.

Notice the signs?  Yet the washing STILL ends up on the floor…

Ooops.

Fuck I love Christmas.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Josefa @always Josefa December 6, 2012 at 11:36 am

oh my goodness, I love your mini trees!!!
maybe next year I ditch the big tree and fill the house with mini trees?

PS those laundry signs are super awesome
xx

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2 Jo (jolich1967) December 6, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I am so envious of your laundry. I know that mine could look as bright and shiny as that as well, but that would involve me getting off my arse and actually DOING something!

Jingle Boo, jingle Boo, jingle all the way…!

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3 SarahMac December 6, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Wait, now I have to Christmas up the bathroom AND the laundry? I can’t keep up with you Mrs Claus…

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4 Julie December 6, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Must admit I’m not a huge fan of Christmas, but I do love your bathroom(can’t do the TM thingy) trees. Also LOVE the prints that you have on the walls in the laundry. Totes laundry envy now.

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5 river December 6, 2012 at 8:13 pm

I love your trees.
I haven’t even got mine down from the top of the wardrobe, much less unpacked it from the box. as for the decorating of it, I’m still looking for boxes of red only baubles. Every box I’ve seen so far has red, gold and green. pfft! I already have gold and green, I just want red. I may have to buy individual baubles.

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6 Eileen (BillieStarr) December 6, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Thank you K. You promised. You delivered. Am happy. Love the “toilet” tree. You know that Boo could have hidden those decorations anywhere don’t you? lol. Bless him. Hope it’s a happy time for you all and much better than last years fuck ups!
Love Leenie. xx

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7 eccentricess December 6, 2012 at 8:39 pm

I am vaguely looking forward to Christmas this year. We don’t have to do the big travel and I am looking forward to the reduction in pain. :-)

Yey for sparkly things, whatever time of year.

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8 Kelly HTandT December 7, 2012 at 11:48 am

Love the mini bathroom tree. But yeah, I’d say a laundry tree is a wee bit on the ridiculous side. Just a wee bit. I still love you.

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9 meleahrebeccah December 8, 2012 at 8:24 am

Awww! I love it, love it, love it!

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10 Sue Bride December 12, 2012 at 5:33 am

I am finding it hard to resist buying Christmas sparklies. I bought masses to decorate the house for a Christmas party for my son last week and cannot justify spending any more.

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11 Kylez @ A Study in Contradictions December 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

I think you need an intervention! Although those mini trees are cute, in my house, I’m so fucking lazy that once out they would stay there all year long till the next Christmas!

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