this scene greeted me when I went into the bathroom to use the facilities…
A gun. Two toothbrushes. Toothpaste.
AND A TAPE MEASURE.
I am baffled.
And a little terrified.
Can you see why?
…
THAT IS MY MOTHERFUCKING TOOTHBRUSH!
So, lovely little stalkers, do you know WHY this fills me with dread and makes bile rise in my throat?
Maybe my brush wasn’t CLEANSING enough and that is why he needed to open a new one?
But that still doesn’t answer the riddle of the tape measure…
EDITED TO ADD: the backstory… here and here.
*washes mouth out with a bottle of tequila*
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Get. A. New. Toothbrush. Quickly.
Onomatopeia.
… and a new tape measure. Just to be certain.
Lol!
You don’t want to know. Trust me. But new toothbrush in a locked cupboard is the way to go.
i’m a little worried for you
many things pop to mind, nothing i can write though 😉
and for the love of god – can people leave other people’s tooth brushes alone!
i had to use the batman tooth brush today – because mine was gone AGAIN
Measuring the length of the bristles (two for comparison), so that the approximate amount of toothpaste applications per tube can be calculated by estimating the weight of each application per ‘serve/use’ as indicated on the packaging, and then dividing that into the net weight of the tube in order to work out what the length of a fully squeezed tube of toothpaste, without actually squeezing the tube.
Yep, pretty sure that’s it. And water guns are just fun for all occasions.
Oh god that is tragic. I hope you find the culprit and get to the bottom of this.
Nice pun! Not sure if it was intended but clever anyway.
😉 lol
What Liz said, as for the gun, if it is a water pistol, it could be used as a water jet, like the dentists use for those between teeth and around the gum line areas.
Also, buy a new toothbrush immediately.
Oh gosh I don’t know the whole story but I’m guessing it is MAJOR GROSSOUT MATERIAL! The mind boggles.
You should possibly keep your toothbrush on your person at all times and leave a decoy one in the bathroom?
Yes! Decoy brush.
Oh urrrrrgggghhh! I’ve read the backstory now….the horror. You need new EVERYTHING, STAT!
Noooo – not good. New toothbrush time.
My god I hope you keep spares somewhere *cringe*
If you’re going to get a new toothbrush (which I heartily recommend), make sure you get one of those vibrating ones with, you know, attachments. 🙂
You can’t say life is every dull at your place!
Oh My God! *dead*
Sweetheart, if I lived in that house with you I would be sleeping with my toothbrush under my pillow. 😉
It looked so innocuous until I thought about it a bit more! 😮
I think it’s time to start keeping your toothbrush under lock and key because this is the evidence you see… what about all the things you don’t see and don’t know about that are happening…