Kinda ironic really… The first thing I thought of – you know, after IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING BOMB!!! – is this skit from The Potter Puppet Pals.
A mysterious ticking noise coming from my laptop…
My laptop, that is full of all the party prep and printables I made in readiness to wow you with my awesomeness, and let you maybe pretend you are this fucking fabulous and throw parties of awesome for your friends and family FOR FREE without you having to kidnap me while I am hobbling out to the letterbox, is making sounds that would get you arrested in an airport.
So yeah… My hard drive is fried and is currently residing in my deep freeze in the vain hope that my shizzle can be resurrected from the dead.
Kinda like Jesus or Tara Thornton in True Blood. Actually I would rather Pamela cause she is more badass. I would like a badass hard drive.
Or just one that isn’t ticking. *sob*
P.S. blogging from an ipad is all kinds of fucked up. I may kill someone.
P.P.S. MPS heard the screaming and gave me his laptop to finish this post because I was ready to cut a bitch. And if I didn’t find a bitch he was next.
And he keeps offering me tequila.
P.P.P.S. Pray that Mia can be resurrected. She has been in the family for 6 years… she also has my bank details. And my lady porn.