So yeah, I am still crafting and baking and fuck me dead I wanted this shit finished LAST WEEK but stupid details like eating and lying horizontal while begging my brain to turn off just for a few fucking hours has got in my way.
And the added annoyances of motherfucking RoboBoot and motherfucking real estate agents that want to do their fucking job or something.
Boo got home, saw this sign and called me brilliant and then took it back cause apparently the S is upside down.
Dammit. I KNEW it didn’t look right.
I am thinking that Mod Podge is like a fancy STUPID fucking TEN TIMES THE PRICE name for plain old PVA glue that we all covered our hands with in school and then tried to peel off in one piece and the boys would pretend it was their foreskin and then throw the dried glue replicas of their tiny appendages around the room and down the girls tops while the poor substitute art teacher would be huffing the thinner in the paint cupboard.
Yes I went to public school, why do you ask?
But I digress.
We are busy busy.
MPS is outside building bench seats and making a huge fucking mess. I am washing windows and flooding the house.
We make a great team.
I am planning on blogging the shit outta all the decos etc for your education and entertainment and to use as evidence at my trial when I finally go batshit teapot crazy… so I am wondering, dear friends, you want it all in one hit with tens of posts in one block or interspersed with my award winning*
whining witty repartee?
Or, for those that are like technically minded, is there a way I can make a whole different section of my blog to put the party stuff away from the motherfucking ratfucksonofabitch foul mouthedness of the main blog. You know, in case kids or Seventh Day Adventists** are looking for instructions on how to make butterbeer or Hogwarts Banquet Halls or something. I don’t want to be held responsible for their heads exploding.
And this kind and caring attitude is why I will get a unicorn when I die.
* they say that just being nominated is as good as winning. YES THEY DO.
** I was just informed that the Seventh Day Adventists don’t care for the writings of Ms Rowling – something about witches and witchcraft and the occult. Like it is a bad thing or something. *shrugs*