completely unrelated to the post, but hilarious all the same…
Boo’s Fathers Day card to MPS telling him to get a job. (JOJ is an in joke)
Before I welcome my next awesome guest poster and then take my daughter out for lunch – with the money I saved by finding that turkey in the freezer, fucker was FOUR KILOS OF BREAST HUZZAH! gunna feed us for a week!* – I thought I would extend a little invitation.
After the witty repartee in the comments of the last post I came to the realisation that it has been a while since I opened up this space for questions.
Sure, people email me all the time politely requesting I go fuck myself or expressing how bitterly disappointed they are that the last stroke didn’t render me unable to type.
And then there are the others that send me pictures of their anatomy in the hope that I will be all OMG PENIS! and run screaming from the internet. Actually it has been quite a while since that has happened *sad face* I guess I am losing my touch.
Sadly though, it is a rare beast that questions me in public.
Even if they are wearing the veil of anonymity.
So, lovely readers and those not so lovely but I am sure your mother thinks you are… have at it.
Whatcha wanna know?
Oh and because I am a money grubbing whore bag attention seeker I am looking for sponsors for the answers post. Or you can advertise over there —–> month x month which has the added benefit of being seen by those that trawl through my archives looking for awesomeness, inadequacies and/or things to become enraged about to send me stern emails requesting clarification.
Then I can buy another ipad – one for each hand! – it is totally win/win/win really.
And then my friend the ATO and Centrelink private investigator can add that to the list of things I got while not receiving any welfare benefits. Shame on me.
*that I will probably forget about in the back of the fridge and throw out and then go and buy MORE FOOD.Magnetoboldtoo is sponsored by: