The zit the size of a small child on my cheek should have been my first sign.
Making this the background picture on my iPad:
Cuteness AND bacon…
Should have been my second.
The fact that everything is getting to me this week and when my laptop wouldn’t boot this morning I had to fight the urge to KILL ALL THE THINGS and take to the fainting lounge simultaneously should have been a motherfucking huge red flag.
MPS took one look at me this evening and went and bought me hot salty fries and a huge greasy burger..
Batten down the hatches people, this one is gunna be bad.
(fuck me dead how hard is it to blog from an iPad? OMG! *sobs*)
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*hugs from a safe distance*
I <3 Bacon,
I was a vegetarian then I got so, so hungry for bacon….
I ate the entire crackling of a roast pig.. I can never go back to tofu.
Enjoy the salty goodness,
ox
I hear you on the computer not booting. I am currently in the process of reinstalling EVERY program I had. Rebuild from scratch!
My dh didn’t bring me hot salty fries!
Ive been trying to blog from my iPhone and feel like I’m getting RSI. So I switch to dictating to Siri, and then I look like a crazy woman talking loudly and inunciating very clearly into my phone on the bus. First world problems! Enjoy the chips
No, Plonker. You can’t blog about bacon when I’m on a fucking diet!!!! NO!!! Take it bake, remove that crispy bacon photo immediately before I drown in my drool
My laptop has been taunting me for weeks, refusing to behave. Bacon and salty fries sound like a good form of therapy.
Salty? You want salty? I’ll give you salty … well … maybe. If you’re good.
Hot Salty Fries..it sounds like food pornography and I want some!!!
Ride out the storm, bacon may be the answer
Bacon for breakfast, chocolate for lunch, icecream for dinner. It’s the only solution. Trust me.
Are you blogging through Safari or the Wordpress App? I think they have upgrade the app so it’s easier now to blog from an iPad.
I almost never eat bacon anymore, almost never get the urge to buy it, when I do eat some, I find it too salty. Does this mean there is something wrong with me? Am I un-Australian? Am I an alien? What normal person doesn’t like bacon?
An app called bloggsy will change your IPad life as a blogger completely. You may need to pay something for it, but it is almost as good as bacon tastes & smells. Go Now To App Store.
There must be something in the water. I had such an angry day. I’m blaming the Olympics.
One day… my dream of bacon flavoured chocolate, grated over ice cream, will come true!
MPS has the smarts.
I want that picture as my desktop background! And iPads are great, except when it comes to typing stuff
Kelley, we should get you to review iPad keyboards.
It’s very important business! Just don’t try the Aldi one, waste of $25 with keys too close together
I think we are on the same cycle! I am PMS-isg like CRAZY and it’s NOT pretty for anyone!