On Saturday morning I had a little bit of a breakdown.
Nothing huge… On the scale of Dora from Nemo to Charlie Sheen, I was dangling on the precipice of Naomi Campbell.
So no one was getting hurt unless there’d were phones around.
But I must have been pretty damn scary cause MPS took Boo out shopping for the ingredients for Boo’s Choice dinner – fruit salad, Yummy Yummy… – and came back with these:
{the TULIPS not the ARTFULLY ARRANGED NATURE aka dead sticks from the garden}
And some hot salty fries to go with the hot salty liquid leaking from my face.
After I had finished shovelling them down my gullet he then insisted I go and put on a bra and some makeup lest I scare the villagers cause FUCK IT ALL TO HELL we are going out to get you a damn iPad.
His reasoning, we are either fucked or not – this job may turn into a full time gig or we are living in our car with a six foot toddler with a penchant for painting with his excrement and a hatred of brushing his teeth but at least we have got some mighty fine technology motherbitches…
And you can’t argue with that logic.
{to be fair, the iPad was technically paid for by blog ads money which could have gone towards a stockpile of food or bills or some practical shit but sometimes mental health comes first, right?}
{how do I load images to this motherfucker? And links? I have to go back to my laptop? WTF Steve?}
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Ipads do fix a lot of sads. It is a fact x
Plus, the more stuff you’ve got, the more you’ve got to sell off so you can keep Boo in carbohydrates!
iPads are good therapy. So are MacBook Pro’s. Yes.
I’ve been threatening complete and utter mental breakdown for months now and now iThings have been forthcoming. I have been jipped. xxx
iPads are a awesome, so are hot salty fries, I have a craving for some of those right now…. do you think I need to cry to get them?
I hope you are feeling less Naomi Campbell and more Magneto Awesome.
Yay for the iPad!! You totally deserve it! Xx
Go MPS , you are MR Awesome. I Love my iPad saved me during the long roadtrip and especially in the hospital and ever after.
The tulips are pretty too.
Ps images you have to copy them from somewhere to your camera library or instagram them , then add them back into a post using blogpress …don’t quote me though.
I’m commenting from my ipad. LET’S FACE TIME
I haz no iPad thingie but I wish you teh Awesome for your fiercely fabulous self on your new baby xxx
Damn the MPS is a good man with a lot of sense. Whats the point of food if you can’t instagram it?
There was hot saltiness at my end when I read this. It’s about time you got some iAwesomeness. Can’t think of a better use for blog revenue, myself. Does MPS teach husbandry classes? Because #1Hubby could totally use some. Seriously, I am happier for you getting this than me, for some reason, and I’m still coveting one of those bad boys. Made my day.
I don’t have an iPad and would love one not so much for me, but for the kids so they can then leave my iPhone alone!
Your husband rocks.
He’s a keeper that one … now keep the iPad to yourself!
Ha! We all need some mental health expenditure once in a while! My most recent “I can’t afford it but I’m stressed so I’ll get it anyway” purchase was a case of my favourite wine. Yum.
iPad hugs for Kelley xxx
MPS is such a sweetie and he looks after you very well. Tulips, hot chips,
i-pads….what more could you want?
I’m not at all jealous. I don’t want or need an i-pad. I’m in love with my kindle.
Yay for iPad. Blogging from iPad = ugh. I just cant get it sorted! Salty fries = yum:)
Salty fries and an iPad? That’s like winning the lottery. Short nails are overrated.
I just recently got an Ipad for my Birthday a few weeksago and still have not used it lol I will soon i hope love salty fries only when i am pmsing *snort*
Oh and i also had my first macaroon the other day now i know what you are talking about OMG! I can go to heaven safely x 🙂
iPad + salty fries = 🙂
Empirical scientific data or something.
Hope you’re feeling awesome-ish again xx
*Looks at six yo child sitting on sofa with iPad*
You mean I’m supposed to have the iPad?
*Ponders macbook*
Nah all good – he can keep it! Can I have a new camera lens? Oh… sorry, Chaos bought me that last week…
Okay. I’m all good.
Glad you are too! MPS you rock mate!