And now all I want is a Big Mac

by Kelley

in funstuff,things that are awesome

But trauma always does that to me.

What would you spend your $45 on?

Best answer gets a unicorn testicle.

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{ 23 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kim-Marie June 10, 2012 at 11:40 am

I’d spend the $45 on 19 Adriano Zumbo macarons, preferably Salted Butter Caramel variety, or 45 pairs of 99c earplugs, or 9 bottles of bleach with which to wash out my eyes and brain to remove any trace of the dreaded N word.

But actually, the Big Macs sound pretty bloody good right about now. Pass one to me, would you?!

2 Glowless June 10, 2012 at 11:42 am

Pretty sure I just fell in love with Josh.
I’d spend my $45 on a massage. All my spare cash is funneled in to the “I pay people to touch me” fund.

3 carmen June 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

$45? I’d wangle the free tickets for an awesome concert from my friend who does the sound and lighting at one of the most awesome hangouts in Bris Vegas and spend the cash on dinner on the way down… sushi and a drink or two. Are you coming with us?

4 Jayne June 10, 2012 at 11:46 am

Mascara.
Cos I’ve just discovered falsies mascara and I’m in lurve.
Or Deep Heat for the screeching back.
Decisions, decisions.

5 Deb @ Bright and Precious June 10, 2012 at 11:48 am

I’m fairly sure that I would pay $45 for someone NOT to take me to a Nickelback concert.

6 eccentricess June 10, 2012 at 11:49 am

I bought a Nickleback cd. Just one. Cos I do like that one song they keep re-releasing under a different name. Does this disqualify me?

Sparkly tape to cover my hoops. Because the glitter is all in my life. ;-p
Now inspired to go and post yet another picture of the sparkly tape. Cos it makes me so happy.

7 Jenbug June 10, 2012 at 12:13 pm

I’d spend $45 on whatever got me the unicorn testicle and then I’d sell that bitch on eBay and split the profit with you. Cuz that’s how I roll muthafucka.

8 Stimey June 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I would buy a unicorn testicle.

9 tattoomummy June 10, 2012 at 12:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDgs1iroYyY
I’d pay $45 to go and see these guys

10 Fiona June 10, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Phenergan.

11 Krissa June 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I dunno…. but I’d want my… wait for it… nickel back.

12 Leah @ language | lynx June 10, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Chocolate and wine. And then I’d listen to my Red Hot Chili Peppers albums to rinse the thought of Nickelback out of my mind.

13 Nicole June 10, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Um. $45 for Nickelback?

Yeah, I’d pay it.

But probably only because I live in Vancouver, Canada and they are from here and we would pay at least twice that for a ticket.

Really.

(and I like Nickelback. I don’t understand the Nickelback hate. Me and 10,000,000 other fans)

14 Pal June 10, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Just tell me where to get a unicorn testicle and I will buy it myself for $45.00

15 Nicole June 10, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I feel I should clarify that the price point would be $90. The starting costs would probably be more than that.

Does the Australian government subsidize concerts?

16 Kelley June 10, 2012 at 3:09 pm: last time I looked Idaho was in the US.

If they came here it would probably cost $150 a ticket. To subsidise the ambulances on standby for all the people falling into comas.

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17 Marita June 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Love it. Josh is awesome

18 Call me Rose June 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm

i would buy me a johnny depp dvd and some chocolate to eat while i watched his spunky arse.

just because i can.

you can keep the unicorn testicle. i’d prefer the horn to stab some people in the eye with.

19 river June 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

desserts.
$45 worth of desserts.
The kind that can be frozen so I don’t eat them all at once.
I have no use for a unicorn testicle.
I have no use for Nickelback either.

20 Chookie Inthebackyard June 10, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Food. For me. By myself, somewhere scenic.

Are unicorn testicles edible?

21 RobbiRobhernow June 10, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Hmmmm. Crackle sack. I like your pants stuffed down your throat .. Do you suppose someone would pay $45 for this … This could be 45 forks directly to the eye which would be far less painful

22 Maid In Australia June 10, 2012 at 10:19 pm

$45 on a babysitter. That is all….

23 Tara R. June 11, 2012 at 7:13 am

I would spend my $45 on sushi and Japanese beer… and get a fortune cookie that could be life altering.

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