So we just started watching and lemme get this right…
- Edward Cullen and his cronies are hiding the the forest next to a big ice wall that is fun to piss off.
- A kid is crippled because Prince Charming from Shrek fucks his sister.
- A dude sells HIS sister to a long haired ex-member of Kiss and then she becomes more powerful than him.
- And THIS guy
Is fucking AWESOME and the best character in the history of forever.