Nerf gun bullets
Made to go in this:
A nerf gun bullet after being ingested by Boo even though we have four hundred billion (fact 2) Easter Eggs all over the house.
Fact 3: Those fuckers don’t flush no matter how hard you push the flush button.
THIS is why we can’t have nice things.
P.S. We are still all kinds of sick up in here. MPS has got it now. Boo is out in the yard eating grass. Pray for us.
P.P.S. For those new here Boo is my son. I haven’t trained a pet to shit in the toilet.
P.P.P.S. Yes, the toilet could be cleaner but fuck it… I AM SICK.
P.P.P.P.S. Someone want to come and fish that fucker out of the toilet for me? No? Anyone? Bueller?