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People like this make me happy. Cause when we have completely fucked up the planet and our only source of food is Rover and Kitty we will still have something to keep as a pet.

by Kelley

in cracking my shit up, WTF?

How long does it take to travel 80 miles if you are driving 80mph?

It is surprisingly complicated.

 

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1 Lisa B March 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm

bhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahah………

bhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahah………

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2 Sidetracked March 23, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Oh dear. Are there really people who are that thick out there? I hope she never has children because we need to breed that sort of stupid out of the human gene pool.

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3 Signe March 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I think we should cut that in half….

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4 Emmasbrain March 23, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Im going to go and make sure my tyres are full, like a police car, so they are the fastest….

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5 Simone March 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

For the sake of mankind, don’t let that woman breed!

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6 Glowless March 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *huge intake of breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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7 The Accidental Housewife March 23, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I weep for their education system. Also her husband is mean, posting this online. Still, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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8 Sam-O March 23, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Oh do not let that woman breed!! How proud must her teachers be????

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9 Miss Pink March 23, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Thank you so so much for this. A crappy day and this has just succeeded in lots of laughter here.

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10 Natalie March 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

There are NO. WORDS. Halfway through her “guesstimating” I was ready to leave her on the side of the road….

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11 Anke (anke-art) March 23, 2012 at 9:05 pm

You need to whack it in half!

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12 river March 23, 2012 at 10:09 pm

How long? well, that depends…is the road ahead clear?
Or do you have to contend with traffic lights, other cars and idiot pedestrians?

Okay, okay, I’ll watch the video now…

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13 Amanda March 23, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Please tell me this is a set up and she is in on it. Please.

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14 Ness March 24, 2012 at 12:02 am

That can’t be real… can it?? If it is, her husband is an arse for posting it.

Also? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

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15 Denyse Whelan Education Specialist March 24, 2012 at 12:32 am

A little education was not wasted on her.
Now to more important matters.
THE
EASTER
ISLAND
STATUES! With bunny ears on one. Your brain is NOT broken. In fact, it houses GENIUSOTY ( is so a word!)

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16 Jo March 24, 2012 at 3:56 am

At least she can run a mile in 9 minutes. That’s more than I can do. She may be dim but her husband’s a prick for filming this and putting it on youtube :/

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17 tattoomummy March 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

my sister is exactly like that.

She once asked if we were in an automatic car, why are we going through the manual toll booth

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18 Womb For Improvement March 24, 2012 at 9:11 pm

I once posted something on my blog about how a two for one offer on single pregnancy tests made it cheaper than buying a two pack. One reader commented that because I was working in pounds rather than dollars she couldn’t tell which was the better deal.

I think I have found that commenter.

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19 Rachael March 25, 2012 at 4:39 pm

If I had to have that conversation with her, I would have called her terrible, terrible names.

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