OMG remember when I totally went blind in one eye TWICE and was all OMG I AM STROKING OUT and then I like had a breakdown after the second one which was called ‘rebound depression’ and I was all sooky fucking la la and had to set a reminder in my phone to tell me to shower?
OH AND OMG remember how I couldn’t remember shit AT ALL and people at work and school and EVERYWHERE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMNED WORLD would be all ‘you said you were going to do this/be here’ and I would be all OMG SORRY I have no memory of that I had a stroke remember?
And we would all laugh cause it is funny that I don’t remember stuff and I have to keep reminding everyone that I don’t remember…
Wait. It is not fucking funny.
It is really quite frustrating and freaks me the fuck out.
All I ask is that YOU remember your own shit and remind me if you need my help.