He was in the car half an hour before it was time to go.
He walked in and announced ‘BOO HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING’
He posed for pictures, the best is one in front of his first day of kinder photo.
He fucking rocked that shizzle.
So while I freak out and clean my house and bake him teacakes and go out for lunch that I probably won’t be able to eat cause it is the first time I have not had him RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE since before Christmas, here is something totally offensive to take our minds of everything.
You are welcome.
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Hope Boo had a fabulous first day of school. Thanks for the fucking tutorial too, I’ve learned something today too.
Love this info graphic!!
Fucking informative.
Hope Boo loves school. Hope you survive your first day in forever without him.
Aw, go Boo! Good luck getting through today mama-of-Boo. I myself had an AWESOME morning- somehow turned my alarm off and got us all up an hour late. Got one child to school on time by the skin of my teeth, the other was late. MOTY right here.
Fuckin’ A, Boo!
Best. infograph. yet.
I’ve been thinking of you constantly. I fucking miss you.
Ahahhahahahah! This was fucking hilarious. I am sooo happy Boo had a great 1st day of High School.
“Boo has entered the building.”
I LOVE that!!
On the other hand, I hate that “C” word. To me it’s the vilest word in the English language.
me too… I NEVER use it.
I hate it almost as much as the R word.
Sweetheart lady, I hope all was well when you picked him up, and you guys ate teacake together. Where do you even GET an infographic like that? Fuck was added to the dictionary the year I was born.
Fuck yeah.
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I enjoy the forks most of all xx
I loved this – finally an infographic I can use! btw, wtf is with Wanker being worse than Nigger?
Hope Boo had a super awesome day today & that you relax enough to get some sleep.
xx
That was brilliant….I live in Ireland, I hear that word all the time, I just hate it when kids use it. I hope everything went well today or yesterday whatever time it is there now!! I got all this to come, William is still 7. xxxx
Congrats to Boo for being a high school kid now! I bet he’s damn proud
What a fucking brilliant infographic! I need to emphasize, though, that the German word “ficken” doesn’t mean “to strike” any more (it did until the first half of the 20th century), it actually means “to fuck” nowadays. If you want to say “fuck you” in German, you say “fick dich!”. It’s similar with the word “wichsen” which meant “to polish one’s shoes” a hundred years ago. Now it’s used as the verb “to wank”. It’s funny when some old folks still talk about wanking their shoes…
Greetings from fucking cold Germany