It seems that my insides have absorbed most of the contents of the exploding cyst and now the pain from the ruptured disc I acquired while slipping in the shower has come to the fore.
Which makes my arse hurt and my leg and feet go numb. But at least I don’t feel like there is that baby from the original series of V gnawing on my bowel and fallopian tubes so YAY!
It seems the treatment for this new ailment is the complete opposite of the previous one in that instead of laying still on the couch and sucking down painkillers like they are orange tic tacs (as we have established before and I see the internet agrees are the ONLY TIC TACS EVER TO BE CONSUMED)
one must be mobile and active (but not bend or lift anything so not actually do anything fucking USEFUL) and consume medications at a greater dosage and believe me if I could move my back enough to reach my arse those fuckers would be rectally inserted for quicker relief from this OMG WHY DOES MY ARSE HURT?
I have yet to leave the house, mainly because it hurts like fuck and also because I am showering sparingly as it causes me to moan like a cow in labour and then whimper like a little puppy while I apply my makeup because you KNOW if I don’t then some fucker will decide to pop by for a little visit and I need to look good for my mugshot after I stab them in the head.
Also I am slightly cranky. But I am concealing it really really fucking well.