I guess I should change my name to Schapelle now and getz me some jeggin’s.
Check it.
Back windscreen held together with CONTACT AND DUCT TAPE.
A new one is going to take a while to get here.
Invitations to the hoe down are in the mail.
Fuck.
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Aw chill. It looks like a car whose back window got broken, is all.
Is there a fridge on your front lawn? No? You’re golden.
Nooooooooooooooo! Not the fucking crocs!!!!!
Urk. Hope it don’t rain too much this week…
If anyone asks, just say “I’ve gone green!” They’ll be too embarrassed to point out that that makes no sense at all.
Huh? How did that happen? That wasn’t my post at all, let alone my last one. What did I do wrong?
Oh God no not the Crocs!
I don’t see anything untoward here… or maybe I’ve been in the Midwest too long? *snort*
peopleofwalmart.com is a snapshot of my real life.
Seriously.
Pretend like you are in a reality TV show and rock the look for those imaginary cameras.
Bonus points for talking earnestly to the imaginary camera and freaking out random bystanders
Double bonus points for convincing someone to actually follow you aroun with a camera.
You is so fancy, babe, you done be matching you duct tape to you car paint. Snaz-ay!
Aspie Mr 10 loves Crocs. They are the only shoes he will wear apart from school shoes which he has no choice about. He calls them ‘the shoes with holes in them’. So you have a car with holes in it. And that is cool. So I’m told.
Hey cuz!
Ah- chill, at least you didn’t have to do a bread-bag collage to cover that hole!!
How many unregistered vehicles on your front lawn? Our neighbours have SIX. Until you can match them, you’re fine.
You haven’t even told me what happened. D<
Nah, it’s when your hubby is your long-lost half bro that you take to your car windows with a baseball bat and then move to that town that plays banjo music while chanting, “Squeal like ah piggeh”…
Please provide photographic evidence of this transformation as it is taking place
Can we decorate it?
Crocs and jeggings do NOT go together!
LOL @ marioPS “hey cuz”
you realise you may be leaving yourself wide open for a bunch of redneck jokes….
Crocs and Jeggings would surely make me kick a kitten ..
Klassy
think of it like a sunroof… only at the back. Get a good cross breeze and you’ll realise how good it is… maybe.. maybe just get that stiff one I was talking about on Twitter
I saw on Facebook that if I didn’t comment you’d kick your pussy. Don’t kick your pussy. I think car looks fine cos there’s an awesome biatch driving it x
When I was 20 my window got stuck halfway down. I had to tape it up and open my little sunroof so all the cigarette smoke didn’t kill me.
classy
You can always move to Tasmania, the cousin stuff is ok there apparently.
time to upgrade your antenna to the wire coathanger aussie map type and install you ‘back off’ mud flaps… and you’re gonna need a club lock too… no really.
You better get rid of that bong in the glove compartment, because that is what they’l be looking for when you get pulled over.
x