Yelling at my boss and nearly making him cry.
{Then him following me around like a lost puppy seeking my approval.}
Yelling at Boo’s principal and reducing him to a blathering mess.
{Seems he only stutters when he talks to me. Hmmmm…}
Walking home in the sunshine with my Boo.
This skirt and this flower that my boy picked for me.
Left over brownie for lunch
This email. HUZZAH!
Personally ADDRESSED!
Sans pants.
{no picture cause you cannot handle this jelly legs }
Weekend ahead with nothing to do but write up awesome foul mouthed tutorials for mah bitches.
Takeaway night.
Lots of downloaded crap to watch on TV.
Twitter.
Did I mention that I reduced two grown men to putty in my hands.
I think that was the best bit.
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Hmmm, reducing grown men to putty vs that amazing-looking brownie… tough choice!
I’m glad you had a good day, even if it meant some other people didn’t
What can I say? Boo is so lucky to have a mother who is a strong advocate. You rock!
and thats why you are Queen Biatch -loves you xx
*Loike*, I loike it a lot!
Jealous – I would love for Woolies just to deliver food.
Fucking go you! LOVEs it. My best part of the day was that it is nearly the end of it. And I have my 20 year high school reunion tomorrow night and ima gonna get messy and tell some beeyotches off xx
and you are totally going to live blog that shizzle, right?
Wish I’d been able to turn my Boo’s principal into a stuttering imbocile! Unfortunately he just kept talking the talk!
They’re not snazzy crocs you happen to be wearing with your lovely skirt, are they???
Insert charming and witty comment here in order to improve Kelley’s sex life.
But also, ALCOHOL DELIVERED!!!
I think the best part was the brownie.
I like those shoes. Very much.
Reducing grown men to blithering idiots is rather awesome though.
You rock. Xxx
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU YELLED AT PEOPLE.
Fucking Brilliant. Blithering Bastids – put THAT in yer fucking pipe ‘n smoke it.
How fucking good does a justified yell feel?
Am looking forward to your tutorials … I want to make your big gummy lego men, AMAZING. XOX
I didn’t yell but I snarked at the tuckshop lady’s bitch this week. The tuckshop lady is always okay but her bitch has never said one nice thing to me in all my years of going to that school and yesterday I bit back. You would think I was the worst world for standing up for myself. I also pointed out that she is the only reason I have not volunteered this year. And yet it goes so against the grain that I still feel bad. What is wrong with me. Maybe I should just start throwing poo around?
worst in the world even. tired.
YOU made me happy today.
I don’t know… taking out the grown men, or the brownie. It’s a toughie.
Sorry…. it’s gotta be the brownie!
Now that’s what I call a good day, lady! I just LOVE reducing people to tears after they’ve pissed me off. The only thing better than that is getting them fired. Oh, the sweet joys of life… I hope all of your days are this good or better!
Those bits? are the ones I live for.
You scare me woman! But yay for you! I wish I could have done that with my two previous bosses.