October 2011

Happy Halloween. I got a tattoo. As you do.

Those that have been following along would remember that, Moo had an unusual request for her birthday. That I get a tattoo with her. {click on the link to get the back story and reason behind the design} Today was the day. While I was at work she mopped the floors after the Party of [...]

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Lego par-tay bitches.

30 litres of jelly. 6 containers of cream whipped to optimal throwing consistency. 40+ kids. Numerous rainstorms. 200 water balloons. One hose. Metric shit ton of food shaped like legos including chocolates, gummies AND PIZZA. Bitchy 12 year old girls sprung being fucking bitchy 12 year old girls and water bombed by women that used [...]

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Nah Blo Me

Those of us that have been around a while are shaking in our boots at the end of October. Not because it is Birthday Week and Kelley becomes a terrifying version of Martha Stewart. Not because of All Hallows Eve and 12 year olds of all ages dress like prostitutes and come to our doors [...]

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What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Alternative title: the unknown Kardashian

Faceless Lego man. Faceless lego man with a badonkadonk. Whip a black wig on that motherbitch and we have a Kardashian bitches. Klassy Kardashian. {I still have some work on him but if you want another foul mouthed tutorial let me know.} Rate this post biatches.Awesome (1) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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Why I suck as a mother.

Today Moo turns 20 Tomorrow Boo turns 13 In September Too turned 18. In years gone by I would write a heartfelt letter to my offspring telling them how wonderful and fabulous and lucky they were to have me as a mother how much they have enriched my life and made me the person I [...]

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I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

HUZZAH! So I went out and spent it ALL ON ME and bought a latte and a banana. Cause I am selfish like that Now onto the awesome: Suri’s Burn Book. {thanks Kim for the heads up} O.M.G. you guys! This one… I can’t believe a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. ‘Everyone knows [...]

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How to make Lego Gummies. And be awesome. The awesomeness is a side effect of making the gummies. Like osmosis or something*

Alternative title that won’t show up on your commentluv and blogrolls and in glaring letters while your boss wanders past: IT IS ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING TUTORIAL BIATCHES – Lego Gummies edition.** Don’t blame me, blame those crazy twitter people that saw the picture I Instagramed (it is so a word) and went all batshit crazy wanting [...]

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Talk and then talk some more. Dammit.

Today MPS’s brother was finally laid to rest. Almost two weeks since he passed, friends and family from all over the country descended on an unfurnished 2 room flat near where he lived to celebrate his life. I, on the other hand, sat and fretted at work a state away hoping that Moo and [...]

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Lego Decorations: Or as I like to call them Lego Decos. I don’t really I just didn’t want a boring post title which I think I achieved AMIRIGHT?

So it is the first over 30C day here in BumFuck Nowhere and I am sweating like a drug mule at Denpsar airport cleaning and making decorations for Boo’s party. Cause I don’t want the debacle of last year where I will still making the decorations for Moo’s party while Boo’s was still in full [...]

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shit is being cleaned and shit is being lost.

Well HELLO THERE! Lets pretend I have sunshine and rainbows shooting from my arse shall we? Yes, I think that is waaaaaaaaaaay betterer than the sad sack shit in the post below. Someone needs to slap that biatch. Cause that is what they do in the movies, right? I have 3 birthdays and a mega [...]